tea up in Heaven. Then tried to imagine himself sitting there, passing scones and the sugar bowl around with his pinkie extended and his legs crossed at the knees.
Yup. Right.
Adrian moved around in his wooden chair, his weight causing the thing to groan. âI didnât know that was in the rules.â
âWhat a fucking surprise.â Jim took another drag. âWe need to verify the information. Any idea where we can go?â
âYeah.â Ad resumed eating. âAnd heâs dead up in the attic.â
There was a period of silence during which Ad became a member of the Clean-plate Club. When he was finished, he pushed himself away from the table, cupped the back of his neck with both hands and sprawled.
âMaybe we should just take a trip to Purgatory.â
âExcuse me?â Jim asked.
Ad shrugged. âThat shit about not making it into Heaven if you commit suicide is no bullshit. Trust me.â
As the guy cleared his throat like heâd gone too far, Jimâs wheels got turning. âYouâre saying Purgatory is real.â
âBeen there, got the T-shirt. Blah, blah, blah.â
âSo howâd you get out?â
âEddie.â
Jim sat up straight. âYouâre telling me Eddie went in there and came back out? With you?â
âHold up.â The guy extended his hands in classic stop-it-right-thur style. âI was just being a smart assâdonât even
think
about that. Youâre our special golden boy, whateverâand Eddie condemned himself to do it. Besides, no offense, but youâre still getting up to speed, this is a clutch round, and we both know how well things go when youâre âdistracted.ââ
The air quotes would have made Jim violent . . . except for the fact that he had come to the same conclusion, which was why he was here and not going after Sissy. As much as it pained him, he needed to win and he needed to somehow keep his job even with Nigel being dead. If he could prevail, and avoid turning into an archangel, then after the great victory or whatever heâd have an eternity to help Sissy. Now was the crisis time for the war, though.
Besides, the rounds had been coming faster and faster. Forty-eight hours. Maybe seventy-twoâand he could refocus on her.
âIâve got to go over and bring him back.â
âJim, youâre fucking crazyââ
âWhatâs my other option?â Jim narrowed his eyes. âIf Devinaâs right, and Iâm supposed to succeed Nigel? I canât let that happen. I donât trust anyone else to do this jobâI can win this, Ad. I can goddamn win this.â
All he had to do was think back to the way heâd spent the night. Devina had a critical weakness . . . and it was him. She wasnât suggesting they both throw in the towel because she was scared of losingâit was because she didnât want to lose contact with him: Unless he quit, he was apparently going to have to step into Nigelâs spats and she didnât want to fight with anyone other than him. Fuck the rules, fuck the archangels, fuck the CreatorâDevina was a parasite addicted to acquisition and he was her number one target.
And she was going to take that weakness to her grave.
Because he was going to personally escort her there with it.
Adrianâs one functioning pupil roamed around Jimâs face, and Jim held himself perfectly still. He was prepared to take any scrutiny, because he knew, down to his soul, what he needed to do . . . and how he was going to do it.
âAd,â he said in a low voice, âI can do this.â
The other angel almost hid the tremors that crept into his hands. But the fine tic that teased his bad eye was nothing he could camo. âNo, you canât.â
âWhat put you in there, Ad. Howâd you get over.â Not questions, because he knew the answer. âDevina got