everything we need, and you, my dear, can ring us up. " He leaned over the counter, suddenly aware that Cal hadn't stepped back
an inch even as Ian's ass bumped into him. "Just, uh, do some finger warm-ups or something. I
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wouldn't want you to strain yourself." Then, because he felt himself channeling his inner Kit
DeLuca, he fogged up the counter glass with his mouth. He resisted drawing a heart in it, but
only because he was going to be hard enough to draw with his dick if he didn't straighten up
pretty soon. Gay or not, Ian would dare any man to stand with Cal Jerome pressed against his ass
and not... respond.
He had no idea why he was thinking with dramatic pauses now. He just was.
At any rate, the look on the old bat's face was enough to make Ian feel more than a little
generous. They walked out of the store, or rather, pushed, pulled, and dragged out of the store,
with a fifty-gallon tank -- more than enough for three fish according Marcy, who had the brains
to back up her charming geek exterior. That was the biggest tank they could take out of the store
and set up themselves. Anything bigger came with delivery and setup, for which they'd have to
wait until the next weekend. They were impatient.
Besides, they were two big, strong guys. They could handle setting up a fish tank. How hard
could it be?
So, they got the aquarium, aquarium stand, ten bags of glass marbles and gravel, air pump,
external filter, filter cartridges with activated charcoal (not the kind they already had for the
barbecue grill), water purifying drops, siphon hoses, and one each of every single gaudy
aquarium ornament on the shelf. Just because they could. And because that made about a
hundred separate items for Attila the Fish Monger to add up without the aid of a scanner. From
the way she glared at him, Ian thought it might just be the push she needed to step into the
twenty-first century.
For good measure, he got a gift card for ten, no twenty, no fifty… seventy-five… one hundred
dollars' worth of fish. And yes, he changed his mind that many times -- after it'd already been punched in. He might even have winked at Marcy when he did it. But the icing was when Attila
asked if they needed help carrying everything out to the car, which she was required by store
policy to do, and Cal said he was under doctor's orders not to lift anything.
Oh, yeah, this was a hobby Ian could definitely get into.
***
As it turned out, they probably should've gone with the set up and delivery service. They got out
the stand first, because that was the logical thing to do. It came out of the box looking like a few
mismatched pieces of wood, or some sort of wood substitute that was supposed to be stronger
because it was laminated, a few plastic baggies full of screws, and twenty pages of instructions
that read like organic synthesis reactions. Don't ask how Ian knew about organic synthesis
reactions. It had something to do with a hot tutor who'd thought he had... potential.
"Dude," Cal said with a huff. "These instructions are all in French."
"It's okay, boy. Let me shake that brain fart loose for ya there." Ian picked up the booklet, turned Go Fish - 18
it upside down, then flipped it right to left and plopped it back down on the floor between them.
"Voila!" he said, which was pretty much the only French world he actually knew, and roughed
up Cal's hair like he was petting one of the dogs.
Cal was entirely too passive, sitting with his eyes half-lidded in an expression of, 'I'm so glad
you're amused at my expense.'
And Ian? Well, he wasn't so much amused as aroused, because Cal's hair was kind of soft, and
Cal's lips were all pouty right then, and Cal's eyes were fucking... Suddenly self-conscious, Ian
did a half-assed job of smoothing Cal's hair back into place and cleared his throat. "So, you
wanna screw?"
"What?" No mistaking the classic deer-in-headlights expression.
"Sorry, I meant, do you want to