into our room with all his junk. Itâs bigger than his, after all. Heâll be painting most of the night, probably more of those green lumps.
And by tomorrow, Pop will realize that we havenât picked up one leaf. Heâll be furious. And wait until he goes down to his man cave and spots his birdhouse in a million pieces. I can see him holding his head, whispering, âThere goes Hereâs to Wildlife.â
Maybe he wonât even come to our funeral.
But poor Mom. Sheâll feel terrible.
If I ever get out of here, Iâm going to do something really great for her. As soon as I get the big bucks, of course.
But what about the dog? I try for a whistle, but my mouth is dry.
âHey, Fred.â I hear the irritation in my voice. Itâs all his fault.
Fred doesnât call back.
Is he still alive? If not, Steadman will never forgive us.
âFred!â I yell again. âGet over here!â
From under my feet thereâs a growl, and then a sharp bite to my ankle. Fred. Please let it be Fred whoâs doing the biting and not a rattler.
âItâs Fred,â Zack says, reading my mind. âActing like a killer.â
My voice is suddenly muffled. Something is covering my mouth.
Zackâs filthy hand.
I can hardly breathe.
Then I hear a voice I recognize. Itâs Sister Ramona, the first-grade teacher. Sheâs older than Sister Appolonia by about fifty years, and a nervous wreck.
No wonder. She gives drum lessons after school every afternoon. The sound probably drives her crazy.
Bang, bang, boom!
âWhoâs there?â she quavers.
Where is she?
Now I see a rim of light. Is it coming from underneath a door?
Whew! Weâre not trapped in here forever.
Sister Ramona is talking to someone. âThieves, robbers,â she says, her voice rising. âKillers. Theyâve said so themselves. One of them is named Fred.â
Sister may be almost as old as Lester Tinwitty, but thereâs nothing wrong with her ears.
Someone answers her. Zack presses his hand harder on my mouth.
I recognize that voice, too.
âItâs your imagination,â says Sister Appolonia. âJust lock the door anyway. If robbers are in there, theyâll run out of air in no time. Theyâll be buried for the next millennium, maybe two.â
Sister Appolonia doesnât have an ounce of pity.
âGood idea, Apple,â Sister Ramona says.
Apple?
Zack begins to laugh.
Hysterical, but weâre going to strangle ourselves to death any minute. I take tiny breaths, saving myself for another minute or two.
But maybe weâre buried here for the next millennium . . .
Maybe two.
And Lester Tinwittyâs treasure may be right here with us.
Chapter 9
The rim of light disappears. The footsteps fade away into the distance.
âWhen weâre rich,â Zack says, âIâm never going to get myself into a mess like this again.â
âMe, neither.â
We donât mention that this may be our tomb, that weâll never get out.
Fred is digging into my other ankle now. Itâs definitely Fred. I recognize the growl that goes with every bite.
How late is it, anyway? The party must be long over.
Dinner, too.
Itâs probably the middle of the night. Mom will be coming to look for us, stumbling along in the dark, with a flashlight and no battery.
Next to me, Zack scootches around, moving an inch at a time, his elbow in my neck.
âWhat?â I say.
âIâm looking for the door.â
You canât beat Zack for brains, but I donât want to remind him that the door is locked.
âBefore we run out of oxygen,â he manages.
Beneath me, Fred sounds as if heâs frothing at the mouth. He does that when heâs annoyed. He wants to get out of here as much as we do.
âToo bad, Fred,â I say. âYour miserable life is coming to an end.â
Desperadoes On the Loose
, Monday,