bird-gunked statue of St. Egbert.
Ahead of us is the open schoolyard gate. And ahead of us, for one brief second, is Fredâs skinny brown tail.
And then heâs gone.
Completely gone.
I lean against the brick wall of the school, one bare foot in the air. Next to me, Zack is furious. âThat dog is almost as much trouble as Linny,â he mutters.
I look around, ready to yell, âGive me your paw!â Iâm that desperate.
We circle the school one more time. And then . . .
Zackâs eyes open wide. He raises one finger to point.
What does he see?
Nothing but a brick wall. And behind the bushes, a little graffiti. SCHOOL SUCS . No doubt it was written by Bradley the Bully. I think about his brothers. Bigger. Stronger. Bigger bullies.
When Sister Appolonia sees it, sheâll have him wash down the wall. Sheâs the only one I know whoâs tougher than he is.
But then I see what Zackâs looking at. Hidden behind a pile of crumpled leaves, a few sticks and stones, thereâs a half-open door, not even kid-sized, itâs that small. âItâs like Snow White and the Eight or Nine Dwarfs,â Zack says.
âYou mean Whatâs-Her-Face in Wonderland,â I say.
But then it comes to me. Coal chute. Thatâs what Yulefski was talking about.
Zack nods. âPop told me about that once. In the olden days, they heated the school with lumps of coal. A truck came in and dumped them downââ
We hear a yip.
Fredâs yip.
I open the door farther, stick my head in. Down in the darkness, I see a pair of eyes.
Fredâs eyes.
âHere, boy,â I say, snapping my fingers.
Boy doesnât here.
âItâs too slippery for him to climb back up,â Zack says.
I know it. Thereâs only one thing to do.
We have to slide down there.
I try not to think about how weâll get up again.
Chapter 8
I poke in my head. It just fits. Suppose I get stuck? Iâll be wedged in here forever, breathing dust, dirt, and sticky cobwebs.
Think positively, Sister Appolonia would say. All right. My neckâs no problem. Itâs skinny as a pretzel.
But here come my shoulders. Squeeze, I tell them.
At that moment, Zack grabs my two feet, stones embedded in one of them, and gives me a gigantic push.
Then . . .
Yeow.
Iâm not stuck; Iâm hurtling down into the darkness, like that rocket on TV. Last Sunday, it headed toward extinction as it crashed into a giant metropolis.
Steadman screamed through the whole thing.
Iâm screaming now, too.
Something is crushing me, coming fast.
Itâs Zack behind me, hurtling to extinction as well. I just hope Fred gets out of the way.
Too bad my mouth is wide open. Something has just passed my teeth, down my throat. Itâs one of those huge black spiders, I know it is.
We reach the bottom, but we donât stop. We barrel across the dirt floor, heads banging, stones digging into us, arms scraping against cement walls.
I take a breath.
Wait a minute.
I pat the dirt floor next to me.
Could it be?
Yes, Fred has led us to the treasureâs burial ground.
Then it hits me. What about snakes? What about rattlers, cobras, pythons, all guarding the treasure?
Far above us is a huge sound. The windâI hope itâs the wind and not Bradleyâhas slammed the door shut.
Weâre in total darkness, with hardly any room to move. And who knows what venomous things are moving around us?
The birthday party seems miles away.
Linny will be furious; weâre supposed to give out the party favors, stale puppy biscuits and rolled-up liver dog treats wrapped in blue cellophane so the guests donât see what theyâre getting.
Zack and I drag ourselves up against the wall and sit there, just breathing. âLetting the dirt settle,â Zack mutters, trying for a laugh.
Iâm not laughing. No one will look for us until dinner.
By bedtime, William will have moved
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