Lancaster. Can you imagine, Burt Lancaster.â
âWell, thatâs flattering.â
âI donât want flattery, believe me, Monte. How soon can you get here?â
âI got to wash and shaveâsay a half hour.â
âPare it a bit. Iâll stay at the bar. God bless.â
I put down the phone, and there was Liz at the door, not looking her best, with the day blinders hanging around her throat like some kind of pop art necklace.
âWho the hell was that?â she asked me.
âAndy.â
âBuddy-boy. What did he want?â
I never could feel hostile enough to say that it was none of her damn business. I told her that Andy was in trouble, and then I went into the bathroom and began to shave. She followed me.
âTrouble. What kind of trouble is big enough for golden boy to wake us up like this?â
âHeâs being hunted.â
âWhat? Who?â
âAndy.â
âAndyâs being hunted? Oh, noâno, I donât believe it.â
âWell, thatâs what it is.â
âYouâre not pulling my leg, Monte?â I didnât reply, and after a moment, she said, âWhat about you?â
âHe wants me. He needs me.â
âHeâs being hunted, and youâre going to him?â
âThatâs right.â
âYouâre not scared?â
âIâm so scared I canât hold this razor. Iâve cut myself twice already.â
âShmuck,â she said. It was pretty ethnic for a woman who was part Irish, part Polish and a little Presbyterian. She could come up with the right word. I could not.
10
I found Andy at the bar in the St. Regis, and he took his drink to a table. He was holding a brandy, and mostly he was holding it and not tasting it.
âI canât drink,â he said. âDo you want to order something?â
The waiter was hovering over us, so I sent him away for a dry vermouth on the rocks.
âThe thing is,â Andy said, âthat I canât bear to have it on my tongue or my stomach. I tried. I figured I would get drunk.â
âThatâs not easy for you.â
âNo, itâs not.â
âIâve been thinking about it,â I said. âIâve been trying to work something out. I even thought of calling Jose and telling him to meet us here with one of your gunsâor maybe that pistol you talked about.â
âThat would be stupid!â he snapped.
âI didnât do it.â
âAll right. Iâm sorry. Iâm tense and as I said, I am scared shitless. I wouldnât have said anything like that to you otherwise, Monte. You know that.â
âI know that.â
The waiter came with my drink. We were silent until he was gone, and then Andy said gently, âYou see, Monte, itâs no damn good to have a gun or anything like that. Thatâs for the hunter. Iâm the hunted.â
âYouâre sure, Andy?â
âOh, so right, Mr. Bell.â
He nodded.
âI thought of something else.â
âOh?â
âObvious. Not like some stupid notion about a gun, but just obvious.â
Andy waited.
âGet away,â I said. âYou make a run for it. Out of the city. A long, clean run.â
He was silent for a while, and then he shook his head.
âYou said you were clearâyou said you broke clean. This may be the only moment.â
âI know.â
âI got six hundred and change in my pocket. They know me at the desk. I could cash another twoâthree hundred there. Itâs no great stake, but along with a couple of charge cards, it can take you a long way.â
He shook his head again. âThanks.â
âWhy not?â
âI donât know. Pride.â
âYouâre going to be brave,â I said. âJesus Christ, Andy, youâre being hunted and youâre going to be brave. You got to make a big score in opinion. For
Arnold Nelson, Jouko Kokkonen