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speak Dragoness by Hiccup horrendous Haddock III
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Pishyon
please
Thankee
thank you
Munch-munch
eat
Crappa Caek-caek
poo
Dobbli wobbli
bottom
No like it
I don't like it
Me like it
I do like it
Gobba
spit
Botty-crackers
farts
Hoosus
house
Gaff
nest
Chuck-it-up
to be sick
Yum-yum on di bum
to bite someone on the bottom
Yum-yum on di tum
to bite someone on the stomach
Yum-yum on di thumb
to bite someone on the finger
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    Bath time
    When a dragon has spent the whole day in a mud wallow and they then want to curl up in your bed you have no option. YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM A BATH. Good luck.
    Dragon: Me na wash di bum. Me na wash di face. Me na wash di claws. Me na splashy oo di splashy ATALL.
    I do not want a bath.
    You are going to have to be cunning and use PSYCHOLOGY
    You: Na bathtime ever never ever never. Me repeeti. Na bathtime EVER NEVER. On no account are you to get in the bath.
    Dragon (whining): Me wanti splishy splashy
    You: Okey dokey just wun time.
    All right just this once.
    Hoody drunken di bath juice?
    Who has drunk up the bath water?
    [Image: Hiccup.]
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Miaowla
cat
Dim-woof
dog
Squcaky-snack
mouse
Pestistings
nanodragons
Randifloss
rabbits
Stinkfish
haddock
Prickle-burger
deer
Serumlush
delicious
Doubly yuck-yuck
disgusting
Bum-support
chair
Sleepy-Slah
bed
Munchy-holder
table
Warmadi-tootsies
fire
Do di girly boo-hoo
to burst into tears
Do di wobbly screamers
to have a tantrum
Do di chuckli ha-has
to laugh
Frieundlee
friend
Piss-people
enemy
Do di screemi berserkers
to lose your temper
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    Dinner time
    Dragon: Issa yuck-yuck.
    This is disgusting.
    Dragon: Me na likeit di stink fish. Issa yuck-yuck.
    Issa poo-poo. Issa doubly doubly yuck-yuck.
    I don't like haddock. It's revolting. It's gross. It's really revolting.
    You: Okey dokey so questa yow eaty?
    All right then, so what will you eat?
    Dragon: Me, eaty di miaowla...
    I want to eat the cat...
    You: (you can raise your voice now) NA EATY DI BUM-SUPPORT, NA EATY DI SLEEPY-SLAB PLUS DOUBLY DOUBLY ISA EATY DI MIAOWLA!
    Don't eat the chair, don't eat the bed and definitely don't eat the cat!
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Do di hissi fittings
to kiss
squeezes
to hug
Do di scarlet strokings
to scratch
'es alright reely
to love
Da wingless Land prisoners Skyless dirt grubbers No brainers
humans
Flicka-flame
to set fire to
Snotting-gum
boogers
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    Talking to BIG DraGons
    Dragon: ooohserumplush yum-yuminditum eatings di iekle prickle-burger!
    "Ooh, delicious, a scrummy little deer!
    You: Me look a di scrummy may me ow-in-di-tummy.
    "I may look delicious but I'm actually very poisonous."
    And if that doesn't work...
    You: Me gambla yow na flicka-flame di gaff da di pestistings.
    "I bet you can't set fire to that nanodragon nest."
    Dragon: Easipeasilemonsqueezi
    "U can do that no problem."
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    [Image: I hate snotlout, gobber is a girly.]
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    5. BACK ON BERK
    By the time The Hopeful Puffin had stopped turning round in circles, the fog had started to lift a little. Half an hour later, the mist had vanished entirely, and they could see for miles in every direction.
    The Roman ship was nowhere to be seen.
    The water was as cold as ice again, so there was no further danger of bumping into any Sharkworms. They had not gone as far off course as Hiccup had thought. They set off toward the distant silhouette of Berk to the north. Fishlegs took the rudder because Hiccup was too depressed to do anything.
    Hiccup sat staring at his half of How to Speak Dragonese. All that work, all that time spent dragonwatching at the Wild Dragon Cliffs, ripped in two. He was trying not to think of what might be happening to Toothless on board the Roman ship.
    [Image: Hiccup.]
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    Toothless hated the idea of being trapped so much Hiccup even had to leave the door open when they went to bed. And now there he was, most likely locked up in that horrible iron cage.
    We'd just had an argument, too, thought Hiccup in total misery. And he flew to our rescue ... and now I might never see him again.
    Horrorcow finally woke up