icon hack. The one that turned you on to the beautiful game. This would be that Lindsay Gordon?â
âOne and the same. Well, youâll never guess what happened. You couldnât write this, people would just say, âYeah, right, and then the Pope said abortion was fine by him.â But this is the absolute, no messing, Godâs honest truth.â Rory gave Sandra the full version of her meeting with Lindsay, punctuated by her friendâs regular interruptions.
âThatâs wild,â Sandra finally said. âSo she said sheâd think about it?â
âThat was just for show. You could tell sheâs gagging to get back in harness.â
âYou wish.â Sandra finished her cigarette and her beer. âSorry, babe. Iâm out of here. In fact, I never was in here. Got a date with a beautiful boy from Radio Clyde.â She stood up, gathering her universe. She leaned across the table and kissed Rory on the cheek. âSee you, darlinâ.â
On her way out, she passed a baby dyke, black leather waistcoat over white teeshirt, black jeans, dyed black cropped hair, bottle of Rolling Rock in her hand. âSheâs all yours,â Sandra told her, patting her on the arm. The baby dyke flushed scarlet and edged towards the booth.
âI got you a drink, Rory,â she said, a nervous smile twitching at the corners of her mouth.
âThanks. You want to sit down?â
The kid squirmed into the seat Sandra had left. âYou pay folk for stories, eh?â she scrambled out.
âDepends. Whatâs your name?â
âIâm Kola. Wiâ a K. Ma pal Ginger says you gien her a fifty for something she told you last year.â
Rory nodded. Ginger had tipped her the wink about a candidate for the Scottish parliament with a sideline in cigarette smuggling. Sheâd got a splash in the Herald and follow-ups in all the dailies the next day. âI remember. Howâs Ginger doing? Iâve not seen her about the place for a while.â
âSheâs went tae London. She got taken on by BHS. The clothes are shite, and soâs the money, but sheâs having a ball. So will you pay me for a story?â
âLet me hear what youâve got and Iâll tell you what itâs worth. OK?â
Kola thought about it. It was a bit more complicated than buying a drink or scoring some E so it took a minute or two. âHow do I know you wonât just write it anyway?â
âYou donât. You have to trust me. But you know I didnât let Ginger down.â
Kola nodded, her face clearing, relieved at having the decision made for her. âRight. OK. Itâs about Madonna.â
Rory fought to keep her face straight. Whatever was coming, she didnât think it was going to keep the cats in Whiskas for life. âMadonna? Weâre talking the singer, not the one with the statues in the cathedral?â
It was beyond Kola, who frowned. âAye, the singer. Her and that Guy Ritchie, theyâre gonnae buy a big house out in Drymen.â
Stranger things have happened, Rory thought. 4, 6, 11, 24, 39 and the bonus ball is 47. At least Drymen was the right sort of territory for someone like Madonna. Big houses, country estates, high walls and gamekeepers with shotguns. âIn Drymen?â she echoed.
âYou donât believe me, do you?â Kola accused her with the tired hurt of someone used to being taken for a liar.
âItâs a bit... surprising,â Rory said. âGonnae tell me where you heard this?â
âItâs right enough,â Kola said defensively. âThe folk that work for her have been on the phone to an estate agent out there.â
âYouâre going to have to tell me how you know that, Kola,â Rory said, suddenly wondering if the baby dyke might not be as daft as she looked.
Kola sighed in exasperation. âIâm shagging his wife.â
Chapter 4
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