or rabid raccoons or skunks live here. There are probably all sorts of wild animals waiting to take a chomp out of my leg. Weâll see who the sorry one is when I wake up dead tomorrow. I hope someone sues Uncle Stretch for putting me in this situation. Heâll get arrested. He can spend some time in jail then, which isnât much better than this.
I stare at the moon. I have never been so bored, mad, tired, lonely, scared, trapped. I think about crying or sneaking back into the house, where Iâm sure Penny and Pauly are happily snoring away. I donât dare.
âWhere am I?â I say to myself about a hundred times. I think for a while and then say, âWhy am I here?â about a hundred more.
Nobody speaks up to answer my question, not Joe Montana or Tommy Kramer, not the finger-sucking lady in the rubber swimsuit, not even me.
Chapter 4
Penny Defends Her Faith
Dear Mom,
Iâm glad to hear that youâve hired a good lawyer. I really donât know what Iâd do if you had to go to prison for a long, long time! Do you have any idea how embarrassing that would be!? Do you realize what that would be like for Dad and all of us? Now that Iâm here, I can certainly see why Stretch couldnât give you the money for your bail and why he offered to take us kids instead. This farm doesnât look like it produces much money at all. Everythingâs old. And Stretch doesnât look like he has a single cent in his pocket. No wonder he couldnât help you. Now that weâre here, heâll probably just use us as slave labor.
Pauly and Percy are doing all right. Actually, they both sort of act as though they donât remember our entire family is falling apart right before our eyes! Youâll be thrilled to hear, I bet, that Pauly has taken to Stretch very well. Theyâre basically best pals. Stretch makes pancakes for Pauly every morning. Then Pauly follows Stretch around all day, working little jobs Stretch makes up for him, like pulling dandelions out of the potato field, picking slugs off the cabbage leaves, and digging for earthworms to put in the compost pile, the dirtiest job of all, which, of course, is Paulyâs favorite. Wrapping worms around his fingers is his idea of heaven. Heâs so young and so simple. He doesnât even realize that weâre not going to be the same old nuclear family ever again.
Since Paulyâs adopted, he probably thinks that people get new families every now and again throughout their lives, and they just have to adjust. Do you realize how warped that is? Iâm really afraid that all of this stress is going to leave him with trusting and bonding issues later in life. Iâve read about these Romanian orphans who grew up in state-run orphanages. They were never held or talked to and sat in wet diapers in crowded cribs all day, every day. They grew up not knowing how to love! Lots of families adopted these poor souls only to learn that the children couldnât bond and had reactive attachment disorder (I printed out some information on it and included it here, so I hope you read it!), and the families had to send them back to Romania.
I donât want that to happen to Pauly. I think you should really consider that, Mom. Was all this business with drug pedaling (thatâs what Dad called it once in an argument I overheard) really worth risking your childrenâs bonding capabilities? Was it worth losing your husband? Why not just take the plea deal, say youâre sorry to the court and to Dad, and get this all over with? I know Dad would forgive you and take you back. He even told me so. All you have to do is repent. Letâs get back to normal, please .
When I get married, I am never, ever going to do anything that would make my husband want to divorce me. I might even move back to the Philippines so that my husband can never, ever divorce me, no matter what.
What happened to Stretchâs wife? I saw a