because I was anxious about the game. More because I was sure Clay was about to ask me another dumb question.
âThatâs called an assist, right?â
I was thinking about telling him he could assist me by shutting up, when the screen went blank. My first thought was that the picture tube had blown. But then this lady news reporter with wavy black hair suddenly appeared on the screen. At least the TV was
still working. âWe regret having to interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this news alert,â she said in a tense-sounding voice. âWe have breaking news about Montrealâs home invader â news we believe our viewers need to know.â
âNews we believe our viewers need to know,â I said, imitating the womanâs voice. Why couldnât they break the news after the game?
âShh,â Clay said, without looking at me. âThis sounds serious.â
âMontreal Daily News â the cityâs premier news station â has learned that the home invader struck again two hours ago. Preliminary reports indicate the home invader broke into a home in Monkland Village in Notre-Dame-de-Grâce at about 4:15 PM.â
âMonkland Village,â Clay said, whistling. âThis guyâs in our neck of the woods now.â
âIt is still not clear how the home invader managed to gain entrance into the house, a gray brick bungalow near the corner of Sherbrooke Street West and Madison Avenue,â continued the broadcaster.
You could tell from the glassy look in the reporterâs eyes that she was reading off a TelePrompTer. âWhat is clear,â she added, âis that the home invader ambushed the houseâs residentsâa thirty-four-year-old woman and her six-year-old daughterâtied them up and ransacked the home, stealing a portable computer and DVD player, as well as items of jewelry. The home invader is believed to have escaped on foot.
âBoth victims are in hospital, where they are being treated for trauma. But MontrealDaily News has managed to obtain an interview with a neighbor.â
The neighbor had white hair and a long face like a horse. âI had no idea anything was wrong until the husband came home at around six. We were chatting while he was waiting for his wife to answer the door. He started to get nervous when she didnât come. She always answers the door. In the end, he let himself in. About five minutes later, I heard sirens. He must have phoned the police. They took the woman and the little girl to the hospital. Theyâre nice, quiet people. I donât know why someone would do something like this.â The old guyâs face was turning red, and he was starting to sound out of breath. You could tell he wasnât used to talking so much.
I couldnât help shivering when the camera focused on the street where the family lived. I recognized the huge weeping willow tree at the corner. I passed that corner every day on my way to the community center.
The reporterâs face popped back on the screen. âMontreal Daily News â the cityâs premier news station ââ
âDonât you wish theyâd stop saying that?â I asked Clay.
ââ now brings you Professor Andrew Tourneau, a professor of criminology at McGill University. What can you tell us, Professor Tourneau, about the kind of person whoâd invade homes? Whoâd take pleasure in terrorizing innocent citizens?â continued the reporter.
Professor Tourneau looked exactly as youâd expect a professor to look. He had a big mop of messy hair like Albert Einsteinâs, wire-rimmed glasses, and he was wearing a tweed blazer. âYou have hit the nail on the head, Miss,â he told the reporter. âA home invader is someone who takes pleasure in terrorizing others. The home invader may be motivated partly by greed â after all, he steals computers and stereo equipment and