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recall that being mentioned.” His big baby-blues, deep enough to fall into, took on a harder glint. “What’s on your mind, Lula?”
    “I want your Phantom.”
    He choked, fighting beer in his mouth as liquid threatened to spew. Finally swallowing, he coughed, cleared his throat and shot her a look that said—
    “Lady, you are out of your fuckin’ mind.”
    “Perhaps. But I’m also desperate enough not to care about being called crazy.” She stared back at him, unwavering.
    His dark brows furrowed. “Desperate? What’s wrong?”
    “I need to get to the Harley rally in Concord tomorrow.”
    “You’re in desperate need of a bunch of hogs?” The mystified look and bewilderment in his voice made her want to laugh. But she couldn’t afford the time.
    “Yes. That’s it exactly.”
    His face contorted with the effort not to laugh, but he snorted anyway. “And just why do you need so many Harley owners? You starting your own club?”
    “No. I need a good fuck and I figure with that many hogs, I’m bound to turn up one who can get the job done.”
    She had to give it to him, Jesse’s mouth dropped open only a little bit at her bald statement. He blatantly looked her up and down, then shook his head.
    “Lula, I’m not one to call a lady a liar, but are you telling me you can’t get anyone to fuck you?”
    Those eyes, she couldn’t stop staring into his fucking brilliant blue eyes. “Oh, no. They’ll all offer to fuck me. And they all give me their best shot.” She pursed her lips. “Much good it does me, however.”
    “Ah.” His baby-blues relaxed. “The lady is unsatisfied. I’m sorry.” His voice softened to a low, seductive tone. “That’s truly a shame.” He reached out and touched her cheek. “Anything I can do?”
    Bingo . Lula smiled her most seductive smile. “You want to help me? By giving me your Phantom?”
    A grin stole over his starkly handsome face. Lean cheeks with an early evening beard, hawk-like nose, broad forehead, and those damn sexy eyes all lit up with the joy of that grin. “I was actually thinking of a different sort of help, Lula. The kind that would make your trip, uh, unnecessary.”
    He leaned forward and pulled her into a kiss that startled her as much by its intensity as by its sweetness. His tongue stabbed into her mouth, softly explored teeth, tongue, inner cheeks, and sent hot piercing jolts down into her pussy. Leaning back, he toyed with her fingers. “So what do you think? Wanna give me a shot?”
    Lula studied their hands, hesitating just long enough. “But what if I still can’t come? I mean, no offense, Jesse, but it’s not like I haven’t been trying.”
    “Then I’ll take you to Concord myself.”
    “On the Phantom?”
    He laughed, released her hand and took a sip of his beer. “You sound like you’ve got the hots for my chopper.”
    “Well,” she paused, licked her lips, “I’d say it’s a dead heat, now.” His deep baritone chuckle sent a pleasant chill down her spine. “And I promise, even if it doesn’t happen for me, I’ll make sure I take care of you before we leave.” She leaned back in her chair and narrowed her eyelids to sultry slits. “A promise I will keep, Jesse. I swear.”
    “You done with that?” Gesturing to the almost empty Dos Equis, he grabbed both bottles and dropped them in the trash. He turned back to her and held out a big, strong hand. “Would you like to—“
    Sounds of a rumbling car engine, screeching brakes, and slamming car doors demolished the moment. Cries of “Jesse!” in a variety of voices rent the quiet air.
    Jesse raised his head to peer past her toward the front door. “What the fuck is that racket?”
    Lula stood and sighed. Time had run out. “I believe those are your brothers.”

 
     
     
    Chapter 6
    Lula Offers a Challenge
    B y the time Jesse stormed out onto the porch, Beau was at the foot of the steps, barreling up them like a steamroller. Rob hadn’t made it that far yet.