Donât ask me how I know, donât ask me how I know, donât ask me how I know.
âHeâs not?â
âNo.â
âPerfect.â Derrick grins and doesnât ask me to elaborate. I guess the possibility of sex is making him a man of few words. âThen weâll definitely have a chance to have the room to ourselves. Who are you rooming with?â
âI donât know. Where did you get that paper?â I ask.
âI told you, they handed them out when we got on the bus,â he says.
Shit. What with this whole maybe-having-sex-with-Derrick thing and then Aven coming up to me like that, I almost forgot that Iâm not even supposed to be here. Although Iâm already on the plane, so I really doubt theyâre going to make me get off. It was surprisingly easy to board. I just handed over my ticket like everyone else. None of our class chaperones even asked me why I wasnât on the bus. Talk about not keeping track of us. I mean, isnât that pretty irresponsible of the school?
I always see those links on Facebook to news stories about kids getting left behind in dangerous places by their schools, and I always wondered how the hell that could happen. Now I know. They donât pay any attention. To anything. But still. Just because they were so hands-off about boarding doesnât mean I want to call attention to myself.
âDo you think if I ask for my room assignment theyâre going to make me get off the plane?â I ask.
âWhy would they make you get off the plane?â Derrick sounds panicked. Hmm. I wonder why he didnât seem as panicked when he thought Iâd missed the bus. He was just calmly eating pretzel nuggets. Heâs probably nervous now because he knows heâs going to get some sex.
âBecause I wasnât on the bus!â I say, slightly exasperated. I know he has sex brain, but really. Try to keep up.
A head pops over the back of the seat in front of us. â Hola! â a voice says. Itâs my friend Juliana. Well, our friend Juliana. She was actually Derrickâs friend first. Well, sort of. She was dating Derrickâs friend Jasper and then they broke up, but somehow she stayed friends with Derrick. And now sheâs friends with me. Again, sort of. Sheâs not the type of friend you can call up and, like, depend on for anything. First, she never answers her phone. And second, she has no boundaries. Like, for example, if I had called her this morning, she most likely wouldnât have answered her phone. And if I had, she would have refused to let me talk to Derrick until she found out all our business. Sheâs nice. But sheâs kind of nosy.
âAre we excited to get crazy?â Juliana asks. Sometimes she talks in first-person plural.
âI am,â I say. âIâm definitely ready to get crazy.â
Juliana laughs and tosses her head back. Her long, dark curls hit the window.
I frown. âWhatâs so funny?â Of course Iâm ready to get crazy.
âOh, nothing,â she says. âJust, you know, thinking about you two getting crazy.â
She looks at Derrick and gives him a secret little smile.
I glance over at him, and he shifts on his seat a little, looking uncomfortable. Could Juliana be talking about our sex life? Derrick wouldnât have told her we hadnât had sex, would he? Thatâs, like, personal private information.
âAnyway,â Juliana says, âI have a hookup for tonight. Party in my room.â She winks at us and then drops back down into her seat.
I want to ask Derrick what she was talking about, but I decide to let it go. So what if he told Juliana we havenât had sex? Itâs not like sheâs a stranger. Sheâs my friend, too. And besides, Iâm not embarrassed about it. Thereâs no reason to be embarrassed about not having sex yet. After this weekend, it wonât be an issue anyway.
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