share some of yours, Gabe, help us . . .
bond?”
He shut down. The meeting was over. He handed
me a tiny white card, three phone numbers, said,
“You report only to me, and need I stress that
speed is of the essence?”
I nearly gave the Nazi salute but it would have
been too obvious.
I flicked his card on the table, said,
“You’re forgetting the important bit.”
Finally, with a look of surprise, he indicated the fat
envelope, said,
“I think you’ll find the fee more than generous and
a speedy resolution will result in a very handsome
bonus.”
I said,
“You don’t listen too good, do you Gabe? So, I’ll
say it slow, you might be able to hear it then. I
haven’t said I’ll take the job.”
His lips literally peeled back to reveal those
marvelous teeth.
He said,
“Mr. Taylor, you are a Catholic, lapsed, perhaps,
but still part of our flock. You have helped the
Church in the past, albeit reluctantly, I understand,
but surely you want to see the Church restored to
its former glory?”
Back to its bullying days, its arrogance, its total
disregard of the people. I had an overwhelming
desire to wallop him, a powerful right hand to his
tanned face, wipe out one or two of those perfect
teeth.
I said,
“I’ll take the case. One, because I think you’re
lying through your teeth. Two, it’s a blast to be
actually receiving money from the Church. But
know this, Gabe, I don’t report and I’m not, no
way, part of your flock, lapsed or otherwise.”
It was impossible to gauge how he took it. He
stood, said,
“I have covered our dinner bill.”
I asked,
“When was Loyola last seen?”
He was already leaving, said,
“He gave the eleven o’clock mass in his parish ten
days ago and then disappeared.”
He strode off, master of all he surveyed. A vague
rumor of piety in his wake. He hadn’t wished me
“God bless.”
In lieu, I counted the cash, a blessing in its
commercial self.
Later I picked up some books from Charlie
Byrne’s Bookshop.
Vinny in full metal said,
“They’re preparing a flood fund for the families
devastated from the rains.”
I said,
“Why don’t they just use their usual slush fund?”
I bought a shitload of books,
including:
Jason Starr,
Craig McDonald,
Tom Piccirilli,
R.J. Ellory,
Megan Abbott.
Vinny said,
“Nice selection.”
I also picked up Carol O’Connell, I don’t care
what anyone says,
Mallory was a definite influence on Stieg Larsson.
In Find Me, there’s a passage that scalds my soul.
“…………………………..he asked her
‘Why don’t you want to have kids?’
Mallory said
‘Because I don’t know what they’re for.’”
My apartment in Nun’s Island was sublet to me by
a guy who decided to take a gap year in his late
forties. Some gap. Reeked more of midlife crisis
but better, I guess, than a red sports car. He
showed no inclination to return and I wasn’t
encouraging him. Nun’s Island is a small
neighborhood, nestling close to the cathedral.
And, yes, there are nuns.
The Poor Clares.
An enclosed community. To simply enter their
grounds was to find a rare tranquility. To tread
lightly on holy ground. They were currently running
a campaign to pay for the restoration of the
convent. Titled:
“Buy a Brick.”
You bought a brick by buying a ticket which then
went forward to a lotto. Being newly flush with
cash, I went to them, offered the Mother Superior
fifty euros. She protested it was too much. She
noticed me staring at her neck. Nuns, like cops, see
everything. I thought, if you’re staring at a nun’s
neck, you need a brick.
Hard, to the side of your head.
I was entranced by a necklace she wore. It
appeared to be tiny beautiful stones, threaded
through a silver chain. Each stone had a letter. She
noticed, was delighted, said,
“It reads, Medugorje.”
I asked,
“You’ve been?”
She shook her head at such an idea, said,
“No, my sister went, and,