Löwenbräu sign, turning rigid with fear. She just never saw it. Sheâd lost the thread again.
Victor leaned out over the bar, way over this time. He reached out and with his great big hand grabbed Jeromeâs entire face. He squeezed that face like he was palming a softball as he talked.
âItâs not funny,â Victor growled before he pushed Jeromeâs head straight back, sending him stumbling toward the dance floor. Lois took Jeromeâs hand as he started pulling her along.Now she looked a bit concerned. âIâll be right back, Davey,â she called. âNow, Vic, you take care of my boy while Iâm gone. Anything he wants, understand. Heâs the king.â And she was gone, bobbing in the small sea of gently rotating bodies.
Victor put his hands flat on the bar and looked at Davey, sizing him up. Davey stared likewise back.
âI like your mother, kid. Sheâs a good egg. Everybody likes her. But yâknow, whatâs not to like, right? She donât make no trouble, she donât drink too much, sheâs sweet as pie to everybody else. She, yâknow, she brightens up the place.â
Davey didnât say anything, didnât nod, didnât grunt. Just did the round-eye, exaggerated in the flashing and unflashing neon.
âBut I donât know really about who sheâs gonna meet in here, yâknow the politicians and doctors and all that. I mean, we got âem, a course, but they ainât what youâd call the grade-A kind if you know what I mean. Hacks, Flacks, and Quacks, is what I like to call âem. Yâknow, mostly just a batch of bulbous broke-downs that have been at what they been at for way on too long.â He paused for some kind of reaction from Davey that simply wasnât forthcoming. âBut good people. A course. All good people.â
Victor was called to the other end of the bar by an enormous balding woman in a sweatsuit banging her glass on the bar repeatedly like a baby with a spoon. Davey turned totry to find his mother dancing. He scanned the crowd, mentally sorting through the men, so many of whom looked like Jerome but were not dancing with his mother. Davey shifted from one hip to the other, then back, craning his neck to pick her out, as one slow country ballad melted away in a cry of steel guitar and another rose up. But the bodies kept moving as one, everybody, it seemed, rubbing against each other, and rubbing and rubbing, and he couldnât exactly pick Lois out of it. He thought he saw her whiter-than-the-rest face peek out, thought he saw the red light catch her burned permed hair. But maybe not.
Victor threw a bag of potato chips on the bar, the crackle catching Daveyâs attention. âBut you donât need to be bothered by none of all that, about whatâs wrong with everybody who comes in here, now do ya?â He turned and ripped the cellophane off a six-inch pepperoni pizza, threw it like a Frisbee into a toaster oven, and slammed the door. âYouâre just a kid, right?â
Davey opened the bag of oily chips and bore down on it, finishing it off in about a minute.
âWow,â Victor said, stepping back, folding his arms across the barrel chest, and nodding. The bell rang on the toaster oven. He turned and pulled the pizza out, flung it quickly, because it was sizzling hot, onto a plate that already had crumbs on it. He yelled, âMimi,â then sailed the plate down the bar, where it was intercepted by the waitress who,with her black mop, skeletal face, and mole looked just like Abraham Lincoln.
âWhat more should I give you now?â he said, half to himself since he wasnât expecting answers from Davey at this point. He grabbed a bag of honey-roasted peanuts off the Eagle Snacks rack above the beer chest. âIâm sorry,â Victor said, and he meant it. âBut I donât know too much about no kids, kid. But you should like