deserve it.
It wouldnât take long.
âSo,â said Pulaski, âI see youâre the latest flavor-of-the-month for Alonzo the Malingerer.â
âIâm his new lawyer,â Jaywalker deadpanned. âIf thatâs what you mean.â
âRight,â said Pulaski, checking his wristwatch in what struck Jaywalker as a crude parody of impatience. And, he wondered, who wore cuff links these days? Especially gold cuff links?
âIf this is a bad timeââ
âNo, no,â said Pulaski. âItâs as good a time as any. What can I do for you?â
âWell,â said Jaywalker, âI was hoping you might have copies of papers for me, discovery material. That sort of stuff.â
âListen, Mr. Jaywalkerââ
âJay.â
âMr. Jayââ
âJust Jay.â
âWhatever. The point is, youâre this scumbagâs fourth lawyer. Iâm out of copies and have better things to do than run off more of them. You want copies, why donât you go see your predecessors?â
âI guess I can do that,â Jaywalker conceded. âI just thought that since it seems like you and I might have to try this case, we might start off on the rightââ
âWeâre not going to try this case,â said Pulaski. âYour guy is going to jerk you around for six months, just like he did with all the others. Then heâs going to say he canât communicate with you and ask the judge to give him a new lawyer. We both know that.â
âActually,â said Jaywalker, âhe seems to be communicating with me pretty well.â
âYouâve met him?â
Jaywalker nodded matter-of-factly. Pulaski countered with a look of surprise. Evidently he didnât know any lawyers who went to the trouble of going to the jail and visiting their assigned clients even before their cases came on in court.
âSo if youâve met him,â said Pulaski, âmaybe you can tell me what heâs waiting for before he takes his plea.â
âAs I said earlier, Iâm not at all sure heâs going to take a plea.â It wasnât exactly the truth. Jaywalker was actually pretty sure Barnett would come around, sooner or later. But Pulaskiâs certainty about that had been enough to prompt Jaywalker to suggest he was mistaken.
âYou understand,â said Pulaski, âthat eight to life is the best he can possibly get under the law, donât you? And thatâs on a plea, to an A-2. He goes to trial, the minimum starts at fifteen.â
âWe both know that,â said Jaywalker. âBut he doesnât seem particularly interested.â
âThen fuck him. He can go to trial and get twenty-five to life, for all I care. Itâll be my pleasure.â Followed by another look at the wristwatch, this one even more deliberate and more dismissive than the first.
The meeting, for all intents and purposes, was over. Nine minutes after it had begun.
Well, thought Jaywalker, at least heâd managed to get through it without throwing a punch at Pulaski, a temptation heâd succumbed to three years earlier. The target hadnât been Pulaski that time. It had been an A.D.A. in Brooklyn, an ex-cop named Jimmy Spagnelli, whoâd accused Jaywalker of being overzealous in the way heâd gone after an arson investigator on the witness stand.Jaywalker had ignored the insult, accepting it as a compliment in disguise. But Spagnelli hadnât wanted to let it go at that, and a moment later he called Jaywalker a âlow-life shyster.â Jaywalkerâs Jewish half had reacted by taking offense at that, and his Irish half had reacted by clocking Spagnelli with a right hook. Unfortunately, it had landed a bit high on the side of Spagnelliâs head, clearly not a vital organ. For Jaywalker, the result had been a broken hand and a two-year suspension from practicing in Brooklyn.
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