madness.
âWhereâs my damn horse?â he asked no one in particular. His voice was thick and distant sounding.
The sheriff stepped forward quickly, noting the empty holster on the wet manâs hip.
âYou wonât need him,â he said. Expertly, he grabbed Fozâs shoulder with his free hand and kicked his feet out from under him. The would-be robber fell to the mud offering no resistance.
As the sheriff bent forward and reached for the handcuffs he carried behind his gun belt, a townsman ran toward him from the alley behind the main street.
âSheriff, quick!â the man shouted, seeing the man on the ground, the broken glass, the horse, the curtains at its hooves, âthereâre two more down back in the alley. They rode headlong smack into each other!â
The sheriff straightened from cuffing the downed outlaw and looked at the townsman Arthur Polks in disbelief.
âI mean it, Sheriff!â said Polks, a middle-aged lawyer. âItâs the damnedest thing I ever saw!â
âHa!â said Fehrs, âyou didnât see nothingâyou should have been here.â He gestured toward the fallen overhang, then upward at the open hole where the window used to be.
âEland,â
the sheriff cut in firmly, âstand here and keep a foot on this one.â
âMe . . . ?â
the barkeeper protested.
âYes
, you
,â
said the sheriff. âIt was your loaded mescal that caused all this.â
âBut what if he tries something?â said Fehrs.
âLook at him,â said Sheriff Schaffer, nodding down at the hapless Foz Garlet. The cuffed outlaw babbled mindlessly up at the sky. His tongue wagged in his gaping mouth. âHe donât know where heâs at or how he got here.â
As the sheriff stepped away and let the barkeeper plant his boot on the downed manâs chest, Merlyn Oates, the bank manager, hurried forward.
âThank God you caught these blackguards, Sheriff!â he called out proudly. âCaught them right in the act.â He offered a firm smile, glaring down at the mindless Foz Garlet.
âI understand they didnât take any money?â The sheriff asked.
âThatâs correct, Sheriff,â said Oates. âI have never seen such a fouled-up piece of work. It was hardly a robbery at all.â He looked toward the broken desk chair lying in the dirt a few yards away. âI suppose I can take my chair back to the bank, see about repairing it?â
The sheriff considered his request for a second.
âNot right now,â he said finally. âBetter let me hold on to it for a while.â
âFor heavenâs sake, Sheriff, why?â the banker asked.
Before the sheriff could answer, Arthur Polks stifled a laugh and said, âIt may well be
evidence
, Mr. Oates.â He looked the banker squarely in the eyes.
âThatâs nonsense!â said the banker. He turned a glare to Schaffer.
âAttorney Polks is right,â the sheriff said. âIf itâs the only thing stolen, itâs
evidence
. Unless you want to see these men go free.â
âGo free?â said Oates. âThey robbed the bank!â
âDid they
demand
any money?â Polks cut in.
âNo, they did not, but they demanded I unlock the door to the teller counter,â Oates offered. âThey held guns on me!â
âDid they
take
any money?â Polks proceeded dryly.
âNo, butââ The banker stopped abruptly, seeing where the lawyer was leading. He pointed a finger at Polks. âListen to me, Polks, you slick-talking son of aââ
âEasy now, Merlyn,â Polks warned. âYou donât want to start saying things about me that could cost you money should I take offense and pursue itââ
âShut up, the both of you,â Schaffer said, fed up with them. He turned back to Eland Fehrs. âKeep this one pinned down.