ferryboat, but youâve no doubt driven a car lots of times when you were drunk. All alcoholics do.â
âYour Honor, I assure you I havenât. And I donât know where you got the idea that Iâm an â¦â
âAlcoholic.â
âI donât think Iâm an â¦â
âWhat kind of car do you drive?â
âA five-year-old VW, Your Honor.â
âHow often do you drive it with a B.A. reading of point-two-oh, or higher?â
âYour Honor, I donât â¦â
âDo you have any memory whatsoever of making a citizen, in effect, walk the plank and nearly drown in that cold black water?â
âItâs the newspapers, Your Honor!â And now Winnie was sweating buckets. âWalk the plank? What plank? Your Honor knows thereâs no plank on the ferry!â
âYou told the passenger you were going to shoot him.â
âMy old service revolver was at home, Judge! I didnât have a gun on that boat!â
âBut he believed you. And he jumped into that cold black water.â
âHe panicked, Your Honor!â
âPeople were screaming for help. Other people were threatening to jump into the cold black water rather than ride it out with an alcoholic at the wheel of the boat. A dangerous drunk who really doesnât remember what happened that night. Do you have blackouts?â
âBlackouts?â
âNever mind. Of course you do. Youâre an alcoholic. I read the probation report.â
âThat guy from the probation department jumped to conclusions, Your Honor!â
Then Judge Singleton said casually, âIâd decided to send you to jail. For six months.â
Winnie went as silent as a barnacle on a keel. His skull was on fire. The Evian looked like a tall cool sweating vodka in the meaty paw of Judge Singleton.
Winnie could hear the ice cubes clinking against the judgeâs teeth. Winnieâs own mouth seemed full of beach sand. The judgeâs stare was a prison searchlight.
âI wouldnât be helped in jail, Your Honor,â he finally croaked.
âHelped? Do you think Iâm interested in helping the people I send to jail? Boy, Iâm a warehouse specialist! I put lawbreakers on the shelf so the people of this county can have a break for a while. And Iâm also here to provide a little revenge and retribution. Oh yes! People need revenge. Just ask the family of someone killed by a drunk driver. Just ask the family sometime.â
âJudge, please! Iâm not a â¦â
âHow long did you serve with the Newport Beach Police Department? Fourteen years?â
âFifteen years.â
âFifteen years. And then what?â
âIâd still be there except some disks blew when a burglar kicked me down the companionway of a boat. My back locks up on me maybe three days a week. Canât hardly sit. Canât ever lie on my stomach. I paid for the boat parade damage, Judge!â
Winnie Farlowe was drowning in vodka ferment. He couldnât think. He tried to recall some of the commendations heâd been awarded as a cop, but strangely, all he could think of was his late father. Winnie was a little boy again, facing this terror not at The Drinkerâs Hour, but in broad daylight. And he wanted a father to save him. He felt like weeping.
âI was in law enforcement myself,â said Judge Singleton.
Prepared to grovel. âI know, Your Honor!â
âSheriffâs Department. I worked at the county jail when you were a baby.â
âYes, sir.â
âI know what can happen to ex-cops when they do jail time. Do you know what can happen to ex-cops in jail? When the inmates get hold of him?â
A gulp. âI got a pretty good idea, Judge.â
âI remember once when I was a young deputy. We had this policeman in jail awaiting trial. Lived in Orange, I think it was. Maybe Tustin. Anyway, he shot his wife in a drunken