law.â Henry pushed himself off. For a moment he hung with both hands gripping the bottom step, his feet still about eight feet off the ground, then he dropped, hitting feet first, the heels of his boots punching into the soft ground.
âSee? No problem.â
A few seconds later a squad car pulled up to the grassy apron. Gerry Kramer, one of St. Andrew Valleyâs oldest and grayest cops, got out of the car and walked up to us, shaking his head.
âYou kids ⦠is that Henry Stagg? I thought we talked about this, Henry,â
âTalked about what?â Henry put on his
Who me?
face.
Kramer wasnât buying it. Henry trying to act innocent is like a wolverine trying to act cuddly.
âHenry, Henry, Henry ⦠what are we gonna do with you?â
âI donât know what youâre talking about,â Henry said, trying to hold back a grin.
Kramer stared until Henry lowered his eyes. âI donât need any more of these nuisance calls, Henry. Next time I get a kid-on-the-water-tower call, youâre going downtown.â
âI wasnât
on
the water tower, officer. Did you
see
me?â
âNo, I didnât, but that doesnât change the facts. You were seen. I know it was you up there.â
âSo how did I get up there? You think I flew?â
Kramer shook his head, as perplexed as the rest of us. âYou got up there somehow.â
âI guess I musta flew.â
âWell, you can fly home right now. I donât want to see youââ He crossed his thick arms and looked at the rest of us. ââ
any
of you around here again. You hear me?â
âYes, sir,â said Dan. Dan is terrified of authority figures.
We edged away, feeling Kramerâs hard eyes on our backs. As soon as we were out of earshot, Henry said, âWhat an asshole.â
âHeâs just doing his job,â Dan said.
âYeah, well he can shove it.â We reached the sidewalk and continued walking up Louisiana Avenue. It felt strange to be walking beside Henry Stagg, but the confrontation with the law somehow bound us together.
âDid he catch you up there before?â I asked.
âJust once. A couple weeks ago.â
âWhat were you doing up there?â Dan asked.
âI like it. You can see forever. You can see the school. I can see my house.â
âYou ever go all the way to the top?â Shin asked.
âSure, all the time.â
âWhatâs up there?â
âAll kinds of stuff.â
âLike what?â
âYou should check it out, Schinner.â
âYouâre not supposed to.â
âWell then, youâll never know, will you?â
Shin shook his head and drew his mouth into a knot.
âSo how
did
you get up?â I asked.
âLike I said, I flew.â
Father Haynes ends his tedious sermon and launches into the Nicene Creed. I know all the parts of the mass. I used to be an altar boy, one of those kids sweating uncomfortably in their black-and-white polyester robes. That was back before I realized that it was mostly made up.
Henry never told us how he got up to that bottom step, and itâs been bugging me. All I can figure out is thathe brought a ladder, or somehow swung a rope up. But where did the rope or ladder go? Maybe itâs some sort of religious miracleâbut I donât believe in miracles.
Take, for instance, the miracle that Father Haynes is about to perform.
The so-called miracle of Holy Communion is my least favorite part of the mass. Itâs the part where everybody gets up and stands in line to eat a communion waferâwhat they call the host. Have you ever eaten a host?
I once read a short story about some cannibals who didnât turn their victims into steaks and chops and roasts; they made them all into sausages. Because when youâre eating a sausage you donât think so much about what youâre eating. Itâs the same with