had a crush on Monique, no matter how many moon-face jokes he cracked. Everybody also knew that he tried to get her, but she kept rejecting him, which was the real reason he snapped on her. Her acne wasnât even all that bad.
âHey, Shack,â he called out. âAll you gonna have is fries?â Again, I didnât say nothing. I didnât have to explain that I always got just fries so I could save a dollar to get sunflower seeds later. So I just ignored him. Just sat there with my empty tray and shook up my chocolate milk. Lunch would be over in a few minutes. A few minutes. I was so close. So close. Then Brandon grabbed a drummy off Moniqueâs tray. âHere, take this. Itâs my good deed for the day. Feeding the hungry.â And he threw the chicken wing at me. It hit me in the chest, the grease instantly staining my T-shirt, and if my insides really were black, at that moment they were definitely turning red.
Red and Dre looked at me, both their mouths open in disbelief. I could tell they could see the anger in my face, in my eyes. Dre slid down, and Red got up from the table, moved away from us. I brushed the over-fried wing off my lap, opened my milk carton, took a swig, and then, with all my might, beamed the container at Brandonâs head. He moved just in time and the open milk box smashed into the table behind him. Brown liquid exploded everywhere, and everyone at that table whipped around to see what was happening. Brandon sprang from his seat, but before he could even make a move I had picked up my plastic tray and whacked himupside the head. He fell backward, and I kept coming. I dove across the table and after that, it was just like it was when I was sprinting. I didnât hear nothing. Not even Monique squealing. And I didnât feel nothing either. I just lifted my arms, fists tight, and lowered them like hammers down onto Brandonâs face. I had been good. So good. Altercation free. For seventeen hours and two freakinâ minutes.
The third, fourth, and fifth minute of the seventeenth hour were the altercation minutes. But the sixth was the longest minute of them allâthe embarrassing walk to the principalâs office.
âYou wanna tell me what happened, or should I tell you?â Principal Marshall closed his door behind him and took a seat at his desk. Arms folded across his chest, he waited for me to answer. But I didnât. I just slouched in the chair and stared into my lap, biting on my bottom lip, trying to turn the red inside back to black. I was just so mad, and I couldnât get it to go away. Mr. Perham, or as everyone called him, Big Perm, because of his last name and because he had bone-straight permed hair, is who pulled me off Brandon. He yoked me up in some kind of full nelson armlock and practically dragged me to a corner until I calmed down enough for him to letme go. Of course all the other students were screaming and cheering and all that, like I was putting on some kind of show. Another one. But it was never a show for me. It was serious. It was always serious.
Next, Perham helped Brandon. And as he started leading him to the nurseâs office, no smack was coming from Brandonâs stupid lips. No mom jokes. No poor jokes. No name jokes. None of that. Just blood and ketchup.
Still, I said nothing to the principal. I wasnât about to just snitch on myself. âOkay, Mr. Cranshaw, let me tell you what happened,â Principal Marshall continued. He leaned forward, and rested both hands on his desk, fingers woven. âYou just got yourself suspended. Again.â
Dang! âI didnât even start it,â I couldnât resist muttering.
âWhatâs that?â the principal asked with some extra bass in his voice.
I lifted my head. âI said, I didnât start it. Brandon was talking about me. He kept going on me.â I tried to keep a stone face, which is hard to do when youâre desperately