sugar.â
âSo?â Carlos ripped open a snack cake, stuffing it in his mouth. âIt tastes good.â
âYeah, and it does nothing to help your skin.â
Carlos winced and stopped chewing, embarrassed by his pimples. âFor real?â He couldnât help notice Salâs skinânot completely unblemished but definitely clearer than his own.
âHavenât you got anything more healthy to eat?â Sal replied. âLike fruit or something?â
Carlosâs ma constantly nagged him to eat more fruit, but sheâd never suggested it might be better for his skin. He opened the fridge and grabbed a couple of apples, tossing one to Sal. Then he pulled out a two-liter bottle of Coke.
âYou should lay off that, too,â Sal told him. âItâs total sugar and stains your teeth.â
Carlos clamped his lips together, hiding his teeth and feeling even crappier about himself. Wasnât a makeover supposed to make him feel better?
âJust water for me,â Sal told him as Carlos downed a glass of Coke.
Before Sal could get a chance to pick on something else, Carlos led him toward his room, remembering to stand aside, muttering, âLadies first.â
âWhoa!â Sal stopped in the doorway, scanning the chaos. âDid a bomb explode in here? And why do you keep it so dark? Itâs like a cave.â He stepped in, kicking aside a soccer ball as he drew open the window blinds.
The second-story bedroom looked out over the apartment complex playground, where Carlosâs pa used to play with him when he was little. Now Carlos usually kept the blinds down.
Sal turned back toward the room. âHow can you live like this? You must feel like a mess.â
âI donât feel like a mess,â Carlos argued, though it did frustrate him every time he couldnât find a schoolbook or clean shirt.
âAnd whatâs that awful smell?â Sal waded across the room, pokingthe toe of his shoe at heaps of DVDs and video gamesâtill he bent over a dirty clothes pile and unearthed Carlosâs favorite pair of sneakersâa gift from his pa. Although they were frayed and no longer fit, Carlos had kept them, unmindful of their smell. Till now.
âI shouldâve worn a biohazard suit.â Sal fanned a hand in front of his nose. âYou do wear socks, right?â
âUm â¦,â Carlos mumbled.
Sal rolled his eyes. âNo wonder these stink. Youâve got to wear socksâclean ones,
every
time.â
Carlos burpedâthe effect of the Coke.
âHey!â Sal shot him a look. âI know this may shock you, but no one wants to hear your bodily functions. Now, can you get us some plastic bags?â
As Sal turned away, plucking clothes off the floor, Carlos secretly sneered at him. Then he went to get some bags from the kitchen, wondering,
Whatâs cleaning up my room got to do with getting a girlfriend?
But he recalled the queer guys on TV redecorating the straight dudeâs apartment. And even Carlosâs friends called his room a pigsty.
In short order, Sal had helped Carlos to stuff two huge bags full of skanky clothes and carry them downstairs to the laundry room.
âYou wash whites in hot water to make them whiter,â Sal explained, âand colors in cold so they donât fade.â
Carlosâs ma had told him that, but he was usually too lazy to sort his clothes. âWhat difference does it make?â
âBecause,â Sal explained, âgirls notice how bright or dingy something is, even if guys donât.â
Back in Carlosâs room, they sorted through mountains of crap, hauled dirty plates to the dishwasher, and organized his school stuff. In between, Carlos asked about something heâd been wondering: âSo, like, um, what do you think made you gay?â
Sal popped a DVD into its case. âWhat do you think made you
straight?â
Carlos shrugged. âI