when the doc said the arteries around my heartâre like the L.A. interchange at rush hour, so I quit smoking. It was easy to quit, except I got this need to kill six or seven cats a day. I gotta say so long for now and head for the Humane Society to pick up a few. I tried ground squirrels but they donât work.â
And to her utter astonishment, Lynn Cutter suddenly stood up, waved bye-bye, and wobbled toward the front door of the saloon! But he was stopped by a large blond woman who was on her way in.
âLynn,â the blonde said, backlit by the brilliant Palm Springs sunlight, which penetrated his skull like hot nails.
âHave we met?â he croaked.
âYou better remember me. Phyllis!â
âCharmed, Iâm sure,â he said, vaguely recognizing the mustache. She was wearing what she thought was a drop-dead, midthigh leather skirt that wouldâve turned off Ted Bundy.
âSuch a kidder,â she giggled. âYou said weâd have lunch today.â
Lynn was frozen in the doorway, trapped. âIâm sorry,â he said. âI forgot about lunch, Phyllis.â
âWell I didnât!â she said. âAnd I donât appreciate being made a fool out of!â
She was taller than Breda Burrows. With heels she was taller than Lynn, and almost as heavy! Her âstash was heavier, in fact. âPhyllis,â he said. âThat woman over there glaring at me? Thatâs my wife! I canât be seen with you!â
âGoddamnit, you said you were single!â Her voice was like cymbals clashing. âYou sang to me: âI got that lovin feeling!â You sonofabitch!â
God, he hated that song! âWell, Iâm not exactly married,â he whined. âI mean, Iâm getting a divorce and weâre talking settlement now. And we agreed not to see other people till itâs over. Get it?â
Breda Burrows was paying her bill during all this, and was striding indignantly toward the door when Lynn turned a blood-red eye in her direction.
âBreda,â he called out. âBreda!â But the P.I. brushed past and was gone.
âShe acts like she really cares,â Phyllis said, with a hideous smirk.
âYeah, well, she pretends like she couldnât care less if I starred in a snuff film or went to Disneyland, but really, she loves me. Sheâs a great little mother too.â
âYou got kids? You asshole! You told me you were single and childless!â
âI gotta go now,â he said. âI gotta catch up with my wife. The settlement. The final decree. The property. Our four little ankle-biters!â
Phyllis followed him into the merciless glare and watched as he put on his sunglasses and caught up with Breda, who was unlocking the door of her white Datsun 280ZX. Phyllis gave up when Lynn climbed in beside the P.I.
âWho invited you?â Breda said.
He attempted to smile. âI know Iâve been a pain in the ass today.â
âAny more of a pain and youâd break through my Valium,â she said, not asking him to get out, but not starting the car either.
She put on sunglasses with taffy-colored plastic rims, and looked him over. He wore a shabby golf shirt with a frayed collar, tattered cotton trousers, cheap loafers.
âI guess I should at least listen to your offer,â he said. âI suppose you heard I got burned for allegedly giving information to a lawyer, and you figured Iâm your man, right?â Lynn saw that she wasnât wearing stockings. Her legs were so tan that in The Furnace Room theyâd fooled him.
âSee, the lawyer was working on a deal for a guy I know, a cop facing prosecution for a bad shooting. He killed a kid.â
âHow old was the kid?â
âTwelve.â
âTwelve years old!â
âYeah, I know,â Lynn said. âJack Graves is the copâs name. Worked dope down in Orange County. I knew him when he used
Janwillem van de Wetering