wouldnât know it to look at him. âSecond, if you think heâs crazy, you should meet his son.â
âSo Iâve heard. Fortunately, theyâve locked him up and thrown away the key.â
âThey just found it. Appellate Court overturned his conviction.â
â Why ?â
âApparently the rule of law took precedent over what had seemed like a good idea at the time. Heâs probably home by now.â
âGood Christ.â
âMaking this an excellent time to resolve your dispute.â
To my surprise, King looked embarrassed.
I asked, âWhat is your dispute?â
He couldnât meet my eye. Suddenly I realized what he had done. âOkay. I get it. You want to buy his place, right?â
âIt cuts into my property. The old boundaries are so odd. It cuts right into the heart of my property.â
âYou figured youâd negotiate directly, him being your neighbor and all.â
âNot to save commissions. The money means nothing. Abbott, do I have to spell it out to you? I admit it was ego. I figured any man who could get Reagan and Deng to the same table could persuade some stupid old farmer to sell his farm.â
âIâve got to tell you, Mr. Butler is not old. The war may have made him crazy. But heâs never struck me as stupid.â
âIt never occurred to me in a million years Iâd need a real estate agent. Hell, I bought this place direct from Zaregaâs executor.â
âIra Roth.â
King winced. âThe way you say âIra Roth,â are you implying I paid too much?â
âYou paid market value,â I said, mustering all the tact that is a brokerâs stock in trade. The price of Fox Trot was public record. Ira was a brilliant criminal lawyer. But the deal heâd cut for Mr. Zaregaâs heirs suggested he had missed his calling. Or maybe Henry King was telling the truth when he claimed that money meant nothing to him. Although in my experience guys who profess not to care about the money are usually too insecure to admit they care very much.
âI got nowhere with Butler. Worse, he got the idea in his head that Iâd insulted him. He threatened to shoot me if I stepped on his land.â
âHad you?â
âHad I what?â
âStepped on his land.â
âI had one of his fences repaired. His cows were getting out.â
âPeople around Newbury are kind of touchy about property lines.â
â Iâm touchy about property lines. I understand. I was just trying to help.â
âCows do much damage?â
âThey would have if we had the gardens in. They bring flies. The flies follow the herd. You couldnât sit outside last August.â
âThatâs why they invented screen porches.â
King turned a lot less affable. âMr. Abbott, I havenât worked my whole life to be trapped indoors on my own property.â
âHow do I fit into this?â
âIâm aware that Iâve poisoned the well with my offer to buy his farm. Youâre welcome to try as a real estate agent, but I donât hold much hope.â
âSounds that way.â
âIâd like you to reason with the man.â
âWhy not just ignore him? You wonât be the first neighbors who donât talk.â
âI want those cows away from my house.â
âHow close are they?â
âClose enough to spread flies that bite me and my guests. I had a Saudi prince here last summer who left with a welt the size of a tennis ball.â
âCould I see a property plan?â
He had it ready, spread out on an antique billiard table in the game room. Clipped to it was a one-page lease notarized in 1985.
âYou see the problem?â
The map showed something that wasnât visible on my aerial photos: Mr. Zarega had leased a cow pasture to Mr. Butler for a dollar a year until Butler died.
âIâm not a lawyer, but