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and twisted frightening, you know... thing!"
    "Well it depends on the guy..." Victoria shrugged. "But yeah I think they are both beautiful."
    "I feel the same way," Jillian added.
    "Okay." Brian frowned. "All I know is if a guy, and I don't care if he looks like George Clooney or Brad Pitt, walks down the street with a visible boner, women run and the police drag him away, but if a woman shows off her high beams men turn, drool and stare and some even applaud and they don't call 911. Yeah, there's a double standard all right and we get the short end of it."
    "Tell me about it. I've been hiding an ill-timed boner since I was twelve." Jim raised his palms up.
    "It really is a curse," Brian said.
    The women shared a look then Jillian frowned. "I've said it before… we really don't know how you walk around with those things."
    "It's not easy." Brian sighed.
    "So back to Amanda Joseph." Frowning, Jillian motioned with her thumb toward her husband. "That's who he chose as his celebrity free pass."
    "Well, that seems like a waste of a selection," Victoria said.
    "That's what I said," Jillian agreed.
    "Hey, it's my choice," he replied defensively.
    "Who's yours?" Looking at Jillian, Victoria widened her eyes.
    "Justin Timberlake"
    "Oh, he's so hot."
    "He is!" Jillian replied enthusiastically, slipping a forkful into her mouth and making a creepy purring sound.
    Brian winced, appalled. "I think I'm going to be sick."
    "Free pass… what are you guys talking about?" Jim asked.
    "You each pick your ultimate fantasy celebrity partner," Brian explained. "One you have no chance to ever hook up with. But if by some miracle you do get the opportunity you are free and clear to take it... no guilt at all, right Jillian?"
    "Yep and if you want to sleep with Barbra Streisand then knock yourself out."
    "Really, knock it off with the Babs crap." Brian sighed.
    "This sounds cool, so this is for real, I mean, if it somehow happens, then you can really go for it?" Jim asked, skeptically.
    "That’s the deal," Jillian replied as she and Brian shared a nod.
    "I think I'd have to be just a little more famous in order to get Amanda Jo's attention," Brian admitted.
    "You probably should have gone after her when you were trending on twitter." Jillian grinned.
    "Yep." Brian frowned then turned his attention to his brother. "Jim, who would yours be?"
    "Um..." Jim rubbed his forehead. "Call me crazy, but I think Mila Kunis is really hot."
    "From that weird movie, um..." Brian ran his tongue around his mouth, thinking. "… Black Swan."
    "That's her."
    "Good choice. She's got that whole mysterious ethnic thing going on," Brian added.
    Looking to Victoria, Jillian smiled. "So are you guys going to make the same deal?"
    "No way." Jim scoffed.
    "Why not."
    "I couldn't take the chance, because this one..." Jim pointed to Victoria. "I don’t think there's anyone on the planet that she couldn't sleep with if she really wanted to."
    "It's true." Shrugging, Victoria nodded. "It's a gift, really. Remember when they shot that big action movie in town? I had a little fling with that guy."
    "I remember." Jillian's eyes widened.
    "What guy?" Brian asked.
    "I really can't say. There was a settlement reached and I, uh..." Victoria shook her head and cringed.
    "Oh, come on," Brian whined.
    "Let's just say this guy went on to become the governor of one of the largest states in the country."
    Jim's mouth opened wide. "Oh my God, you mean—"
    Victoria put her fingers to Jim's lips. "Don't say it, but... sometimes 'I'll be back' means..." Victoria shuddered. "...again and again until you get a restraining order."
    "Wow..." Brian's mouth dropped open dumbfounded and he slowly shifted his gaze to Jillian. She simply returned a shrug and a nod.

4
     
     
    Two days later at the Wilde house Jim pointed out the patio door toward the pool and the outdoor table set with fine china, candles and cloth napkins. "I hope you're hungry."
    "What's going on?" Victoria asked, grinning with