watch DVDs. Iâd been seeing Jimi for almost two and a half years and loved him more than life itself. But things had been getting kind of strained lately.
âI canât have fun!â I yelled. âMy mother wonât let me! I have to study two hours a night or my allowance is getting cut off. Sheâs threatening to buy my clothes for me. Do you want a girlfriend who looks like a thirty-six-year-old woman?â
âOh, whatever,â Jimi sighed. âIâll give Suzette and Aaron a call, see if they want to do some geography homework.â
âOkay,â I said. âSee you at school tomorrow?â
âMaybe,â he sulked.
I wasnât lying. Not only was my mother adamant that I was going to pass these exams, but I was on very shaky ground with her over Jimi. Earlier that month sheâd caught me coming home from Jimiâs with a love bite on my neck and my T-shirt on backward.
Oh my God. She was livid beyond belief. It all got totally heavy. We had a big embarrassing talk, and she warned me that any more âbehaviorâ like that and sheâd ensure that Iâd never see Jimi Steele again. I screamed at her that I hated her. And why did she have me anyway if she quite clearly hated young people? And I bawled that I was leaving home as soon as I could anyway. But once Iâd calmed down, Iâd decided that my best plan if I wanted to keep Jimi was to start studying. Hard. So thatâs what I did.
And thatâs why I missed what was happening right under my nose.
the thin lady sings
âGuess where Iâm going on Friday night?â Fleur cooed last November as we sat in my room composing an âoriginal pieceâ for our music GCSE.
Two whole months weâd been slaving away. Depressingly, all weâd captured on DAT so far was me playing a plinky-plonky jazz bass line while Fleur improvised lyrically in a free-form operatic style. Fleur thought it sounded âreally crazy and edgy.â
It didnât, by the way. It sounded like a drunk woman being bundled into a police car while someone attacked my bass guitar with pliers. It was so awful it could have been played by the British Army to disorient enemy troops.
âDunno,â I said, retuning a bass string. âWhere yâgoing?â
âCressidaâs house!â Fleur smiled. âCressidaâs mumâs going to give me a Reiki healing session. For free!â
âReally?â I said, trying not to sound weirded out. âThatâs, er, cool. Do you need healing?â
âWell, Cressida says that I have a very heavy aura,â Fleur said. âIt might be because of my inner sadness over my breakup with Spencer.â
âWith who?â I asked. Fleurâs boyfriends tend to change quickly.
âSpencer Pickett!â she said. âHalf-grown goatee? Ate a lot of Oreos? Rode a very small childâs bike everywhere?â
âOh him, â I shuddered. âYou need to be healed over him?â
âAwww . . . he was quite nice, yâknow, Ronnie?â Fleur argued. âHe had a good heart, yâknow? I could have really fallen in love with him. Well . . . if that judge hadnât put that antisocial behavior order on him so he couldnât visit our side of town.â
âWhat a spoilsport,â I muttered dryly.
âI know!â tutted Fleur. âHe only smashed up one bus shelter. Well, two. Okay, three if you count the big SPENNY he spray-painted on the one on Holmacres Drive.â
âHmmm. Yes, he was quite the guerrilla artist,â I muttered. âSo youâre having Reiki over Spencer then?â
âWell, Cressidaâs not entirely sure,â Fleur said. âIt could be a past-life scarring issue I need help with.â
âPast-life scarring?â I said, trying to keep a straight face.
âYes!â said Fleur. âCressida says she gets the feeling Iâve lived before as