sighed McGraw, holding aloft a skeletal hand, âI need your full attention. I have with me here today Miss Cressida Sleeth. Everybody say hello to Cressida.â
âHello,â Cressida said coyly, twinkling her hand with a slight jangle of thin silver bracelets.
âHello, Cressida,â chorused the class.
âIsnât that a hobbit name?â Fleur said quietly.
âItâs Shakespearean,â whispered Claude.
âNow class,â McGraw continued, âCressida will be joining Eleven-B for the duration of Year Eleven. And as you must be aware, this will be a difficult time to begin a new school what with the GCSEs drawing closer, so I expressly want you all to be especially philanthropic to her.â
âHe means âkind,â â Claude whispered to Liam.
âOh, Iâll be kind to her, donât worry,â Liam said, shuffling uncomfortably in his chair. Claude tutted.
Cressida surveyed us all angelically, her eyes like two large, clear gray pools.
âNow, Claudette Cassiera,â McGraw said, putting both hands on Claudeâs desk, âIâve examined your files. You and Cressida share seven classes in common: geography, Latin, chemistry, biology, et cetera. So would you be so good as to help the new recruit settle in?â
âEr . . . no problem, Mr. McGraw!â Claude said, bristling with pride.
âYouâd better take a seat,â Fleur said with a wink, pulling back the spare end-of-row chair beside the LBD and patting it.
A new person! How exciting! I thought, giving Cressida my best nonscary grin.
âThank you,â Cressida said, sitting her teensy-tiny bum down. She smelled of fresh flowers and beeswax hand soap.
âWhereâve you come from?â Claude whispered.
âWindsor,â Cressida said.
âWow! The Queen has a castle there, doesnât she?â said Fleur.
âYes, we lived about a mile from there,â said Cressida a touch sadly.
âWhat brings you here?â Claude asked.
âMy dadâs the new head of chemical research at Farquar, Lime and Young Pharmaceuticals,â she said. âHave you heard of it?â
âYeah,â I said. âItâs pretty famous. In fact, it sometimes accidentally sprays white dust over the nearby village and the residents break out in a rash . . .â
Claude and Fleur shot me withering looks.
âAnyway,â I said, shutting up, âwelcome to Blackwell!â
âIâm Claude, thatâs Ronnie, and thatâs Fleur!â Claude explained.
Cressida smiled, gazing around the room at the shabby decor and disheveled pupils, then fixing her eyes upon us again. âCressida Sleeth,â she said, looking like a little otherworldly princess. âLovely to meet you.â
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I didnât have much to do with Cressida at first.
During study hall sheâd perch serenely beside Claude on the end of the row, reading kooky books with titles like How to Channel Your Life Happier! or The Karma Conundrum. Occasionally sheâd talk about the ponies sheâd left behind in Windsor, or her strong belief in guardian angels, or her endless string of allergies (wheat, pets, dairy, strong sunshine, etc.). I thought she was a bit freaky, albeit in a harmless way. Because her previous school in Windsor didnât follow exactly the same GCSE curriculum as Blackwell, Cressida spent most of her free time in the library doing catch-up study sessions. Of course, Claude, being the huge boffin she is, began joining her some lunchtimes just for fun.
The weeks whizzed past, and by mid-October the LBD were lost under a mountain of school projects. Suddenly I had a GCSE music project to compose, a mock French oral exam to prepare, a thousand-word Buddhism paper to draft for religion and two creative writing assignments!
âWhy do we never have fun anymore?â moaned Jimi when I refused to go over to his house midweek to