better protected in the future. Did the man not ken the riffraff that traveled the roads these days, the footpads and cutthroats and despoilers of young women such as the one below him?
So fixed was Hugo upon his musings that for a moment, he did not realize that the maid had paddled out of view. Where the waterfall cascaded, the pool below was out of his line of vision, being blocked off by the rock outcropping on which he lay. He assumed that the girl had ducked beneath the waterfall, perhaps to rinse her hair.
Hugo waited, pleasantly anticipating the girlâs reappearance. He wondered to himself whether the chivalrous thing to do was to creep away now, without drawing attention to himself, then meet up with her again upon the road, as if by accident, and offer her escort home to the Stephensgate.
It was as he was deciding that he heard a soft sound behind him, and then suddenly, something very sharp was at his throat, and someonevery light was astride his back.
It was with an effort that Hugo controlled his soldierly instinct to strike first and question later.
But he had never before felt so slim an arm circle his neck, nor such slight thighs straddle his back. Nor had his head ever been jerked against such a temptingly soft cushion.
âStay perfectly still,â advised his captor, and Hugo, enjoying the warmth from her thighs and, more particularly, the softness of the hollow between her breasts, where she kept the back of his head firmly anchored, was happy to oblige her.
âIâve a knife at your throat,â the maid informed him in her boyishly throaty voice, âbut I wonât use it unless I have to. If you do as I say, you shanât be harmed. Do you understand?â
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Thursday, April 27, 7 p.m., the loft
Daphne Delacroix
1005 Thompson Street, Apt. 4A
New York, NY 10003
Dear Author,
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to read your manuscript. However, it does not suit our needs at the present time.
Not even a signature! Thanks for nothing.
I just walked in the door and Mom wants to know why someone named Daphne Delacroix keeps getting all this mail from publishing houses addressed to our apartment.
Busted!
I thought about lying to her, too, but thereâs no point, really. Sheâs going to catch me eventually, especially if Ransom My Heart does get published someday, and I build my own wing onto the Royal Genovian Hospital, or whatever.
Okay, well, I have no idea how much published novelists get paid, but I heard the forensic mystery writer Patricia Cornwell bought a helicopter with her book money.
Not that I need a helicopter, because I have my own jet (well, Dad does).
So I was just like, âI sent out my book under a fake name just to see if I could get it published.â
My mom already suspects what I wrote wasnât a really long history paper. I couldnât lie to her about it. She saw mein my room, listening to the Marie Antoinette movie sound-track with my headphones on and Fat Louie by my side, typing away all the timeâ¦well, whenever I wasnât at school, princess lessons, therapy, or out with Tina or J.P.
I know itâs bad to lie to your own mother. But if I told her what my book was really about, sheâd want to read it.
And thereâs no way I want Helen Thermopolis reading what I actually wrote. I mean, sex scenes and your mother? No, thank you.
âWell,â Mom said, pointing to my letter. âWhat did they say?â
âOh,â I said. âNot interested.â
âHmmm,â Mom said. âItâs a tough market these days. Especially for a history on Genovian olive oil presses.â
âYeah,â I said. âTell me about it.â
God, what if TMZ got hold of the truth about me? What a liar I am, I mean? What kind of role model am I? I make Vanessa Hudgens look like Mother Freaking Teresa. Minus the whole nudity thing. Because Iâm not about to take naked photos of myself and send