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screamer. ‘OH, OH, OH KENNY. YES, YES, YES. YOU BAD BOY. DO IT, DO IT, DO IT HARDER, MORE, MORE, MORE BABY,’ and it goes on and on and on. She makes Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally seem like a mute. The first time we heard them it was funny, but this goes on every night they’re down here and that’s usually on the weekends when the rest of us are here, too.”
    “When the three Howards were in here the other day for lunch, they were complainin’ about them, too. They said they could hear them all the way over on B dock, and they weren’t gettin’ any sleep either,” Mo said.
    Kathy said, “I know it’s kind of embarrassing for you to deal with, Meggie, but if any of us say anything to them, it’ll cause a lot of tension on our dock.”
    Mo suggested, “Hey, Meggie, maybe you could suggest Kenny put some duct tape on her mouth. Maybe they’re into that H&M stuff.”
    I laughed and said, “You mean S&M.”
    Mo chuckled, “Yeah, that’s what I meant.”
    I tried to sound confident. “Well, don’t worry about it. I’ll have a talk with them today.”
    The conversation moved onto other things until the four of them left. I was finishing up my pancakes and coffee, which weren’t going down too good because I was freaking out. What was I going to say to our local porn stars?
    “So, Meggie, what are your plans for the weekend?” Mo asked.
    “Well, other than working here, not much. I guess I’ll do what I‘ve done every other night since I’ve been here: take a shower, make dinner, and read. Just relax.”
    “You’re welcome to go the Pinewood Inn with me and my friends. They’re all married, but once in a while we have a girls’ night out. The Pinewood has a live band and a good crowd on Friday nights. Most of the people are old farts like me, but you’d have fun. We kid around and try and guess which guys are takin’ Viagra.”
    “Oh, thanks, Mo, maybe next time.”
    Mo leaned on the counter and looked me in the eye. “You know, Meggie, you’re too young to be sittin’ around. You’ve gotta get over that son of a bitch Jimmy and start datin’. You’ve gotta climb up on that horse again.” She looked up and then said, “Speakin’ of horses, here comes the Stallion.”
    I turned to see Tony Maroni and all six feet of his handsomeness walk through the door. He had on a Hooters baseball cap, a white T-shirt that fit like a glove, and olive-green cargo shorts. I couldn’t help but notice his well-muscled calves.
    “Hey, Mo, Hey, Red Hot,” he said as he sat down on the stool next to mine.
    I giggled and Mo said, “What can I getcha, Tony?”
    “I’ll have an everything bagel with smear and a large coffee to go.”
    Tony looked over at me, wiggled his eyebrows, and said, “So, Meggie, are you going out with me tonight? I can show you sights you’ve never seen before.”
    I could just imagine the sights he would show me. In fact, I’ll probably fantasize about them all night.
    “Sorry, Tony, I’m not dating right now,” I said.
    His eyes widened and he asked, “Do you bat for the other team?”
    “No, just taking a break from dating.”
    He wrapped his arm around me and put his face a few inches from mine. God, he smelled so good. I wondered what aftershave he used.
    He said, “In other words, some guy dumped you. In that case, I’m your man, Meggie. I’ll make you forget him and every other guy who ever broke your heart. I’ll erase them all from your memory. Just call me Eraserman.”
    I laughed and said, “That’s a really nice offer, Tony, but I think I’ll pass.”
    He turned to look at Mo. “How about you, Mo? You wanta go out with the Tone tonight?”
    Mo put her hands on her hips and said, “Baby boy, you wouldn’t know what to do with a real woman like me. But I will say, you made my day, handsome.”
    We all laughed.
    Mo handed Tony his bagel and coffee and he got up to go. As he walked out the door, he said, “Hey, Red Hot, I still have visions. That