something to eat ⦠I hope Iâll not get into any trouble on account of
all this, will I? Cheers â¦â
Ten in the evening. Lucas has gone off to keep
Cape Horn under surveillance, replacing Janvier, who has gone back to Paris. The bar of the
Anneau dâOr is blue with smoke. Maigret has eaten too much and is now on his third or
fourth glass of the local marc-brandy.
As he straddles a straw-bottomed chair, elbows
leaning on its back, there are moments when it seems he is nodding off. His eyes are
half-closed, and a faint tendril of smoke rises straight up from the bowl of his pipe, while
four men play cards on the table in front of him.
As they deal and flip the greasy cards on the
garnet-red cloth, they talk, answer questions and sometimes tell an anecdote. The landlord,
Monsieur Joseph, is sitting in for old Lapie, and the mechanic has come back after eating his
dinner.
âIn a word, then,â murmurs Maigret,
âhe was on to a good thing. A bit like some respectable country priest with his
housekeeper. He probably made sure he got his home comforts and â¦â
Lepape, who is deputy mayor of Orgeval, winks at
the others. His partner, Forrentin, is manager of the Jeanneville development and lives in the
best house, on the main road, just by the hoarding which informs all who pass by that there are
still plots for sale in Jeanneville.
âA priest and his
housekeeper, eh?â grins the deputy mayor.
Forrentin just gives a sardonic smile.
âGet on with you! Itâs obvious you
didnât know him,â explains the landlord, declaring belote with three cards of the
same suit. âDead he may be, but you canât deny he was the sorest bearâs head
you ever did see â¦â
âWhat do you mean, sorest bearâs
head?â
âWell, he was always moaning about
something or nothing from morning to night. He was never satisfied. Take that business with the
glasses â¦â
He turns to the others to back him up.
âFirst, he said the bottoms of my liqueur
glasses were too thick, and he managed to spot an odd glass on the top shelf that suited him
better. Then one day as he was decanting from one glass to another, he saw that both contained
exactly the same amount and he was hopping mad â¦
ââBut you chose that glass
yourself,â I told him.
âWell! He went into town, bought a glass
and brought it back to me. It held a third as much as the ones I use.
ââIt doesnât make any
difference,â I told him. âYouâll just have to pay five sous extra.â
âAfter that, he didnât come in here
for a week. Then one night I spot him standing in the frame of the door.
ââWhat about my glass?â
ââFive sous extra,â I say.
âAway he goes again. It lasted a month, and
in the end I was the one who blinked because we were short of a fourth for cards.
âSo canât a man
say, yes or no, that he was like a bear with a sore head? He was like that, as near as dammit,
with his housekeeper. They were at each otherâs throats morning to night. You could hear
them arguing from miles away. Theyâd stop talking to each other for weeks on end. I think
that actually she always had the last word because, no offence intended, she was even more
Norman than he was ⦠Anyway, Iâd be interested to know who killed the old boy. There
was no harm in him really. Itâs just the way he was. I never saw a game of cards when he
didnât reckon at some point that people were trying to cheat him.â
âDid he often go to Paris?â Maigret
asks after a moment.
âNext to never. Once a quarter, to collect
his pension. Heâd go off in the morning and come back the same evening.â
âHow about Félicie?â
âHey, you boys, did Félicie used to go
to Paris?â
The others donât really know. On the other
hand she was often seen on a