light the oven?â
âThe oven, Mr Cal?â
âLight the godâdamned oven. Fetch the pie pans. Have you recipes for pumpkin pie?â
âYes, Mr Cal.â
âThen grab these damn pieces. Tomorrow for lunch: Just Desserts!â
Quartermain turned and crutched himself upstairs.
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
The emergency meeting of the Green Town Board of Education was ready to begin.
There were only two there beside Calvin C. Quartermain: Bleak and Miss Flynt, the recording secretary.
He pointed at the pies on the table.
âWhatâs this?â said the other two.
âA victory breakfast, or maybe a lunch.â
âIt looks like pie to me, Quartermain.â
âIt
is
, idiot! A victory feast, thatâs what it is. Miss Flynt?â
âYes, Mr Cal?â
âTake a statement. Tonight at sunset, on the edge of the ravine, I will make a few remarks.â
âSuch as?â
âRebellious rapscallions, hear this: The war is not done, nor have you lost nor have you won. It seems a draw. Prepare for a long October. I have taken your measure. Beware.â
Quartermain paused and shut his eyes, pressed his fingers to his temples, as if trying to remember.
âOh, yes. Colonel Freeleigh, sorely missed. We need a colonel. How long was Freeleigh a colonel?â
âSince the month Lincoln was shot.â
âWell, someone must be a colonel. Iâll do that.
Colonel
Quartermain. How does that sound?â
âPretty fine, Cal, pretty fine.â
âAll right. Now shut up and eat your pie.â
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
The boys sat in a circle on the porch of Doug and Tomâs house. The pale blue painted ceiling mirrored the blue of the October sky.
âGosh,â said Charlie. âI donât like to say it, Doug â but Iâm hungry.â
âCharlie! Youâre not thinking right!â
âIâm thinkinâ fine,â said Charlie. âStrawberry shortcake with a big white summer cloud of whipped cream.â
âTom,â said Douglas, âin the byâlaws in your nickel tablet, whatâs it say about treason?â
âSince when is thinking about shortcake treason?â Charlie regarded some wax from his ear with great curiosity.
âItâs not thinking, itâs
saying
!â
âIâm
starved
,â said Charlie. âAnd the other guys, look, touch âem and theyâd bite. It ainât workinâ, Doug.â
Doug stared around the circle at the faces of his soldiers, as if daring them to add to Charlieâs lament.
âIn my grandpaâs library thereâs a book that says Hindusstarve for ninety days. Donât worry. After the third day you donât feel nothing!â
âHow longâs it been? Tom, check your watch. How long?â
âMmmm, one hour and ten minutes.â
âJeez!â
âWhatta you mean âjeezâ? Donât look at your watch! Look at calendars. Seven
days
is a fast!â
They sat a while longer in silence. Then Charlie said, âTom, how longâs it been
now
?â
âDonât tell him, Tom!â
Tom consulted his watch, proudly. âOne hour and
twelve
minutes!â
âHoly smoke!â Charlie squeezed his face into a mask. âMy stomachâs a
prune
! Theyâll have to feed me with a tube. Iâm dead. Send for my folks. Tell âem I loved âem.â Charlie shut his eyes and flung himself backward onto the floorboards.
âTwo hours,â said Tom, later. âTwo whole hours weâve been starving, Doug. Thatâs sockdolager! If only we can throw up after supper, weâre set.â
âBoy,â said Charlie, âI feel like that time at the dentist and he jammed that needle in me. Numb! And if the other guys had more guts, theyâd tell you theyâre bound for Starved Rock, too. Right, fellas? Think about cheese! How about crackers?â
Everyone