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Kleinschmidt

    Time: 8:30 am

    Leah. It has been TWO AND ONE-HALF YEARS
since David and I started dating, and that was a full six months
AFTER I said he had moronic tendencies with a streak of idiot. Just
to put things in some sort of time perspective for you since you
are obviously on LaLa time, I will remind you that 2.5 years ago
you were going to come back to New York because you hadn’t gotten
anything but a commercial and had a car that was falling apart and
hated your waitress job. And 2.5 weeks ago, you e-mailed and asked
if you could sleep on my couch because you were definitely coming
back to NY. So let’s see—now you’ve made TWO national commercials,
have a car that is falling apart, and quit your job waiting tables
so you can be a soccer mom. Okay, I will concede that the soccer
mom thing sounds pretty cool, altho I don’t get why a bunch of
soccer moms would have a war, but whatever. You have scenes and
lines and get face time with huge Hollywood stars! AND you get a
new car! But if this doesn’t lead somewhere, you really ought to
come back. We have to shop for bridesmaid dresses.


    Subject: Re: Re: Soccer Moms!!
    From: Leah Kleinschmidt < [email protected] >
    To: Lucy Frederick < [email protected] >
    Time: 10:10 pm

    You know I can’t come to NY before we film.
But I will when we wrap, I promise. Did I tell you about Trudy?
She’s hysterical—we worked together a couple of years ago. Trudy
got a speaking role, too, and best of all, she is on my side in the
war!!! You’d like her, Luce—she’s got dark brown hair and brown
eyes and one of the stunt coordinators is already calling us Yin
and Yang, because we’re the same height but, duh, I have blond hair
and blue eyes. The only difference is that Yin got a boob job since
I last saw her, and let’s just sat Yang is fairly jealous of her
perfect breasts. In fact, I was looking around the other day and
decided I am about the only one in all of L.A. who has not gotten a
boob job yet. Do you think I need one? Be honest!

    P.S. I loved the new 4 Doors Around CD. Have
you heard it?


    Subject: The Mess You Got Us Into
    From: Jack < [email protected] >
    To: Mikey
    Time: 10:10 pm

    Get your ass back to L.A.
These women are driving us nuts. Jesus, Raney, do you have any idea
what you got us into with this movie? I know, I know, you thought
twenty or so mostly available women was a gift from the gods, but I
don’t think you took into account how much twenty some-odd women
can talk. They talk all the damn time, and I do mean all the damn time, and
all at once, too, and it doesn’t matter, because somehow, they can
hear each other through all that chatter. And don’t even get me
started on the cell phones. We put a ban on cell phones but no one
cares. They don’t listen to us. They just take the call like they
aren’t on a job or time isn’t money and then the next thing you
know, they are telling everyone around them whatever the person on
the other end of the line said, and then our whole drill goes down
the tubes. It’s just damn chaos around here, and we’re all
remembering that this film was YOUR brilliant idea, even if you did
have to draw the straw to lead the volcano hike in Costa Rica (how
convenient). So when are you going to be back? I’ve got a little
surprise for you.


    Subject: Re: The Mess You Got Us Into
    From: Mikey
    To: Jack < [email protected] >
    Time: 3:00 am

    What’s the surprise?


    Subject: Re: Re: The Mess You Got Us
Into
    From: Jack < [email protected] >
    To: Mikey < [email protected] >
    Time: 6:00 am

    Well Raney, it would be a pretty sorry
surprise if I told you, wouldn’t it? So when are you back?


    Subject: Re: Re: Re: The Mess You Got Us
Into
    From: Mikey < [email protected]