just doesn’t get me, you
know. I want a guy who gets me.”
“Oh, I know,” I told her, feeling drowsier by the second.
“He thinks my fashion stuff is stupid. He thinks I should
be a cheerleader, but I think cheerleaders are stupid. Cuz
they are. And he won’t take no for an answer.”
I eyed her careful y, speaking through a thick, dry mouth.
“What do you mean he won’t take no? Is he pressuring you
to have sex?”
Her cheeks flamed and I knew the answer was yes. Ever
since I had found condoms in Ada’s drawer, I thought she
was already having sex. The fact that she wasn’t brought a
wave of relief to my tired soul.
“Ada, the guy is not for you. Not only should he respect
your wishes, but he sounds like a douchebag. And believe
me, I know douchebags. You need someone who likes you
no matter what. Your fashion, your ideas, your blog, your
scary mood swings, your secret love of Japanese pop
music and your aversion to physical activity. Everything.”
She looked at me with shy eyes. “I just want to be liked
for me.”
Her honesty pinched my heart. “I know. Everyone does.”
“Have you ever had that? Had someone who liked you
for everything that you are? You know, without shady
motives?”
I gave her a sad, drug-induced smile. “No. I haven’t.”
Her face fel . It matched the sinking feeling in my heart.
“But it doesn’t mean I won’t,” I added with some
sincerity.
“Even when they find out about your…um, powers?”
It was startling to hear her address my ghost-hunting
business as powers, especial y in such a serious tone of
voice, but I guess she wasn’t al that wrong.
“Wel . Now I’m thinking twice,” I joked, almost slurring.
Ada opened her mouth to say something and then slowly
shut it. She pursed her lips and let out a deep breath
through her nose. There was something else on her mind.
“What is it?” I asked lazily. Sleep was just seconds
away.
“What if…what if I’m just like you?”
What the hell is that supposed to mean , I thought and
fought to say it out loud to her. But my mouth was too weak
to form words. My eyes closed and the formidable pul of
slumber won.
CHAPTER THREE
Despite the bouts of pain that stil stabbed me from time to
time, I managed to show up to work the next afternoon,
much to the surprise of Ash and Shay.
“Honey, if you want to go home, go home,” Shay said to
me as I put on my apron. “Ash said you were almost dead.”
I rol ed my eyes and looked at Ash. “It wasn’t that bad.”
“Perry, you nearly chewed through my seatbelt,” he said,
widening his eyes believingly at Shay.
“Your seatbelt is from 1982,” I told him. “It’s old.”
“Hey, I’m from 1982,” Shay cried out. Shay wasn’t old by
any means. With her bubbly personality, youthful Pakistani
complexion and round face, Shay looked younger than I
did. She was also the nicest boss ever, providing you didn’t
get on her bad side.
“1982? Nah, you mean 1992,” I said, covering up
smoothly.
Shay shook her head and let out a laugh. “OK, Scary
Perry, if you say you’re fine, then I believe you. You certainly
act fine.”
The fact was I was faking it. The medication made me
tired and even though it dul ed the pain, it was stil there. It’s
a strange sensation to feel the throbbing but not the pain. It
couldn’t be a good thing; my body surely knew that
something was amiss in my nether regions. The only good
thing I had going for me was that I got a fine sleep thanks to
the Nyquil and I didn’t have to ride my motorbike Put-Put to
work; my dad had a meeting at a church and said he’d drop
me off. Both my parents were OK with me staying home but
I could see I made my dad just a little bit proud when I told
them I’d manage and that making a living was more
important.
Unfortunately, it wasn’t total bul shit.
Anyway, I was soon sucked into the world of lattes and
cash machines and overpriced pastries
Hilda Newman and Tim Tate