This must be the new vet, the one who had taken over from old Doctor Dogwatch, who was now caring for sickcamels and their first and second cousins at the Runcible Refuge for Distressed Dromedaries. She pushed open the surgery door, helping Mister over the step and pulling the pram and dog net in after her.
âIf thatâs a baby youâve got in there youâve come to the wrong place. Take it to Doctor Proudfoot over the road,â said a womanâs voice from behind a screen.
âOh . . . no, itâs my dog that needs help. He was in the pram becauseâwell, itâs a long story,â said Edie.
âVery well, very well. Just bring him around and Iâll take a look,â said the voice.
Mister didnât seem keen on going, but after some gentle encouragement from Edie he allowed himself to be brought face to face with Doctor Arabella Stuart. She had long hair, wore a white coat and had on an elaborate metal headpiece from which a microscope was suspended in front of her right eye. Her other eye was pale, sort of green and watery, like a catâs.
âName, date of birth, place of residence,â said Doctor Stuart. Her voice seemed cold,not warm and welcoming like old Doctor Dogwatchâs.
âEdie Amelia Sparks. Born exactly nine years and two weeks ago.â
âNot you, the animal,â said the vet.
Mister, apparently not fond of being called âthe animalâ, stood on Edieâs left foot.
âSorry, Iâve been a bit fraught,â said Edie, trying out a new word she hoped would have some appeal to a person in the medical profession. When she supplied the vet with Misterâs name, age and address she got another curt answer.
âAh, Mister Pants. I know his file. Saw it the other day. Weighed a tonâjust like him. What on earth have you been feeding him?â
âLemons,â said Edie, feeling really flustered. This was perfectly true: Mister Pantsâs last trip to Doctor Dogwatch had been because he had swallowed a lemon then found himself in the tricky position of being unable to digest it.
âHelp me get him up on the table,â said Doctor Stuart. Edie explained what had happened at the Chompstersâ whileDoctor Stuart put blue drops in Misterâs injured eye and took a proper look.
âBad news,â the vet said. âIâm afraid heâs got a scratch on his cornea.â She shone a light in his eye and peered through her microscope. âYour dog doesnât seem to be the luckiest of animals.â
âBut he
is
brave. And he can communicate with humans . . . well, me, anyway, so that makes up for it,â Edie said loyally.
Doctor Stuart raised the gadget from her eye so it sat on her head and pointed towards the ceiling. âYouâll need to put drops in his eye every four hours and we might just save it,â she said. âGet down, please,â she said to Mister Pants as she walked over to the sink and washed her hands.
âHe wonât move till you give him his treat,â said Edie. âDoctor Dogwatch used to have a bag of them. He also used to give me a . . . how do I put it . . . a special rate for Mister Pants.â
Dr Stuart turned and looked straight through her without blinking.
âLook,â blurted Edie, âI may as well admit itâI canât afford to pay you. This is Misterâs eleventh trip to the vet this year so I donât want my parents to find out thereâs something else wrong with him.â
âIâm sure theyâd understand,â said Doctor Stuart.
âIn case you havenât noticed, the townâs in a Fever crisis and everyoneâs a little short on understanding,â Edie replied.
Doctor Stuart looked down, studying Misterâs surgery card. âThis addressâThe Pride of the Greenâisnât that the lopsided house with the purple front door? Youâre the young