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exactly expert hands.
    The latex split.
    Angie stared at the sight then raised her face to Danek’s . “I don’t believe it. You’re too big. Or these are too old. What’s the expiration date?” She scrabbled for the discarded package and looked for the date. It wasn’t expired. She dropped it and looked back up at him. “This isn’t real. This can’t be happening.”
    She dropped onto the mattress and threw her arm over her eyes. “Your huge alien cock split the condom apart and now we can’t have sex. I’m going to die. I’m going to scream.”
    The mattress dipped as Danek joined her on the bed. “Take me without the condom.”
    “You’re forgetting about pregnancy,” Angie said from between clenched teeth. “I’m not having your alien love child. No birth control, no Earth nookie .”
    “I can prevent you from becoming pregnant,” Danek said.
    Angie lifted her arm off her eyes and stared at him. “Please tell me alien men don’t promise to pull out in time, too. I can’t believe any woman on any planet falls for that line.”
    “I will not pull out.” He looked shocked at the very idea. “Not spill myself inside you? Separate our bodies at the height of our pleasure? I will do no such thing.”
    “ Oookaayyy .” Angie rolled toward him and put her hand on his chest. His skin felt warm and his well-defined muscles were as nice to touch as they were to look at. “What did you have in mind, then? I’m open to discussing any and all birth control options you might have up your sleeve.”
    “I have nothing up my sleeve. I do have something on my ship.”
    “Your alien spaceship,” Angie said. Which was probably in orbit somewhere over one of the poles. “Of course. It couldn’t be someplace convenient, like in your pocket.” She really was going to scream. Or maybe she’d just cry. Being deprived of sex with Danek at the last second was worth crying over.
    Although really, this was probably for the best. Sex with a stranger was risky enough, but she’d almost had sex with a stranger from another planet. That just didn’t sound smart, no matter how hot he was, and no matter how hot he made her feel or how long it had been since she’d felt that way.
    Actually, she didn’t remember ever feeling so heated and urgent, and that orgasm in the stairwell was definitely a personal best. Being near Danek made her body hum and whenever they touched, the hum burst into the Hallelujah Chorus. Still, someday she’d look back on this moment and think, Good thing that condom split or I would’ve done it .
    Just not today. Tomorrow didn’t seem very likely, either. A year might be enough distance from this moment to regain a rational perspective.
    You do not have to go without pleasure . The voice in her head made her rear back and scowl at Danek . “And that’s another thing. What’s with the alien mind control? I thought I was hearing voices. Hallucinating orgasms. But it’s not me, it’s you. You’re doing alien things to my brain.”
    “I would much prefer to do alien things to your body.” He smiled at her and stroked his hand from her hip to her ribcage, stopping just below the swell of her breast. “But yes, it is my voice you hear. You are sensitive, able to sense my thoughts, able to send yours to me. And your mental wavelength resonates to mine. It is easy for me to give you the mind touch of pleasure.”
    “That’s one way to jump-start foreplay,” Angie said. “Nice trick.”
    “No trick.” Danek’s voice sounded seductive and soothing at the same time. “Think of it as a benefit of taking a telepath for a lover.”
    “Alien is hard enough to swallow,” she said after a speechless minute. “Telepathic on top of that? No offense , Danek , but letting you into my body isn’t in the same class as letting you into my mind.”
    “It is enough to begin with letting me into your body.” His hand moved up higher, touching the underside of her breast. The contact made her