Stromstein; his desperation was a kind of poison. Heâd started so full of promise, with that successful Model Behavior that had brought him to her attention. But that was three years ago and since heâd come on board at LPP, he and his team had done a few mediocre episodes of Lenore Says and come up with two half-baked shows that barely made it through their pilots, each derivative of something else. Heâd come to the end of his shelf life. It was familiar, and if Lenore were a sentimental person, sheâd find it sad. But the Barrys of this world were like an expensive dish, a perfect Lobster Thermidor or exquisite Pinot Noir. You enjoyed them, savored the last morsel or drop. But when they were done it was time to toss the bottle and throw the carcass on to the compost.
âLetâs finish the moving asanas,â Jodi instructed, âwith twelve sun salutations, one breath per movement, hands in prayer, and â¦â
Fifteen minutes later, Lenore thanked Jodi and chuckled as her trainer, with her severe blond haircut and warm brown eyes, chided her.
âI think you were with me maybe twenty percent?â Jodi said, handing Lenore a towel.
âAt least that,â Lenore offered, openly admiring Jodiâs flat abdomen and toned legs. If it wasnât that she was such an excellent trainer, she would have made a play for her. But lovely young bed-mates and eager-to-please producers were plentiful. A trainer that could keep her middle-aged body as a taut size two, however, was not to be messed with.
âWeâll shoot for twenty-five tomorrow,â Jodi said as she pulled on sweats and a hoodie.
Lenore watched as Jodi returned their mats to the eighteenth-century armoire that housed a variety of exercise equipment. Yes, there was a fully equipped gym one floor down, but Lenore preferred these private before-airing office workouts. She felt invigorated, her blood pumping and her breath full. Even her pores tingled. She felt alive and vital, and ready to give her viewing public â however pathetic they might be â a glimmer of glamour.
Her reverie was interrupted by the phone. She glanced at the clock; it was too early for wardrobe and make-up. And her assistant, Justin, knew not to intrude on her quiet time unless it was a true emergency.
She picked up. âLenore,â her assistant sounded tenuous, âitâs Richard on three. He said itâs important.â Of course it is , wondering once again why sheâd ever thought having children was a good idea. âHello Richard.â
âMother, weâve got a problem.â
Her yoga glow dissipated as her son laid out the latest crisis. Before heâd said the words, she accurately predicted their content.
âItâs Rachel,â he said.
She bit back the surge of annoyance. Richard was the good one, the one that stayed out of the tabloids, the one whoâd get his MBA and take a meaningful role in the running of Lenore Parks Productions. Why sheâd felt the need to have a second ⦠ratings ⦠âIâm waiting.â
âSheâs in the emergency room. Iâm with her now.â
She didnât flinch; a hospital is better than jail . âPlease Richard, Iâm heading into wardrobe, so just the highlights.â She brought up her web browser and typed in âRachel Parksâ and âmost recentâ.
âSheâs stoned to the gills and not making any sense. They found her passed out in front of a club in Brooklyn and brought her in by ambulance.â
âI can see that,â Lenore said, scanning through a lurid piece with pictures of her nineteen-year-old daughter, legs akimbo, a black bar both concealing and underscoring that she wasnât wearing underwear, passed out on a sidewalk. She knew that while the paper had to put in the black box, there were probably dozens of others shooting explicit shots of Rachelâs genitals, which would
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