Doctor How and the Rings of Uranus Read Online Free PDF

the projections blew out sideways in both directions into a fine red dust. Doctor How, Kevin and Trinity watched in silence for a few minutes as the red dust tore through the vacuum at dazzling speed to form a red ring around the planet. After just ten minutes it had begun to settle into a blazing red of even density.
    “It’ll be very bright for a few weeks,” said the Doctor, quietly. “Then, as you’ve seen with the surface of Oberon, it’ll begin to get a bit dirty. A little less red. Duller.”
    “I get it. So only Herschel will see it with his… primitive telescope. Then it’ll be another couple of hundred years before anyone else knows any of those rings are there.”
    “ Exactly. Nine years after that, Voyager 2 will pass by and take images.”
    “And no one will have a clue why there’s that one red ring. Or what it’s made of.”
    “Thank God for that. Mission accomplished. Let’s go home.”

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    Other works by the same author:
    Doctor How and the Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy (available for a limited time only; contains extract from book two!)
    Apocalypse Later: A guide to the end of the world by Nice Mr Death (paperback only)
    Britons in Brief (anthology)
     
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    Author biography
    Mark Speed finished writing his first novel at the age of fifteen. His comedy writing has appeared in newspapers as diverse as the London Evening Standard and The Sun , and been broadcast on BBC Radio 4 Extra. He performed his solo comedy, The End of the World Show , at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2011 and 2012.
    He was born in Glasgow and swore he’d never move to London. He’s lived in Edinburgh, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, Nottingham, Bristol and Bath, which gives him an understanding of Britain as a series of distinct tribes. Against his better judgement, he moved to London in the late Nineties, and loves it now that he gets it.
    Amongst other postgraduate and professional qualifications, he has a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from City University, London. In 1995 a chiropractor told him he’d never run again. Sensibly, he gave up chiropractors, and has since completed several marathons and a couple of Olympic-length triathlons. He occasionally does irresponsible things like scuba and skydiving.
    In case you hadn’t guessed, he’s a ‘polarity responder’.
     

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