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found one at a garage sale for a great price). My lawn will never have to be mowed again. The machine guns only fire one thousand rounds per minute, but short of the few times I’ve needed them it hasn’t been much of an issue.
This thing is super roomy, too. I can now take at least six of my drunken idiot friends with me on our Wednesday night road-rage episodes. My old tank only fit the four of us. If you can’t share those times with your friends, why even bother going out to shoot stuff—ya know?!?!
    Just a couple of negatives:
Now that my wife has kicked me out of the house and I’m living in my tank, I have really noticed the need for more ventilation. I haven’t showered in six months, and it is pretty ripe smelling in there. I’m looking into adding some windows.
Great stereo system. I would think that for the money they would have put in a CD player instead of just cassette deck. I bought a Sony Walkman CD player to plug in, but it skips every time I smash into somebody’s house.
    All in all I would buy this tank again, and definitely recommend it to my friends (that live in a different state than I do).
    91 of 98 people found the following review helpful
    Check with your homeowner’s association!
    By P. Breakfield IV “Tom Steele” , December 1, 2007
    Well, this has been a real mess for us. We had been shopping for a land cruiser/tank and after reading the reviews on Amazon, we decided on the JL421. The problems started when we tried to take delivery. UPS left a note on the door, and we arranged to be there the next day and they did not show up when they said that they would, so we ended up having to go to the UPS pickup office to get the Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank. This item will not fit in the trunk of a Corvette. We ended up unpacking the JL421 there in the UPS parking lot, and they were kind enough to dispose of the packing. I was pulled over twice on the way home because of not having tags and driving a vehicle that wasn’t licensed for public roadways. We got off with warnings when we explained to the officers about our difficulties in getting the tank delivered to the house. Once we got home, we found that the tank was not going to fit in the garage like we planned. We have a two-car garage and we have two cars, and we thought the JL421 might fit in at the front of the garage, turned sideways, and we could pull the minivan right up to it. Nope. So we put the tank outside in the driveway. Three days later we got a notice from the homeowner’s association, which included our covenant restrictions, and the following section was highlighted: “Parking: No vehicles shall be parked on any residential lot, either in the driveway, or on the road outside which do not have current license tags and cannot be driven on public roadways. In addition, no vehicles which are under repair (except for minor repairs which can be completed in under four hours) may be parked in a residential driveway or on the road outside the residence. Finally, no JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tanks may be parked in a residential driveway or on the road outside a residence.” I asked if I was being singled out on this, but the homeowner’s association says this is a standard form and they actually copied it off the Internet from another homeowner’s association’s bylaws and covenants in Florida. (I live in South Carolina.) So I would pass a warning along to anyone looking to buy a JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank to carefully check your bylaws and covenants before you purchase one of these. The kids are devastated.
    745 of 771 people found the following review helpful
    Easily blown to Kingdom Come
    By V. Zhirinovsky “Vlad the Mad” , December 4, 2007
    I am an acquisitions officer for an artillery unit in the Russian Army. Since mafia hooligans stole all of our equipment to sell to Kyrgyzstani rebels, we have been looking for a low-cost alternative to the T-80 Main Battle Tank. After successful trials at a facility in