all to myself,â said Rochelle. She sounded hopeful.
Mum glared at her. âQuit talking rubbish. Of course Martineâs not staying at Tonyâs. Now come on, eat up, all of you. Weâve got to be all set and this tip cleared up by ten oâclock when the guy with the van comes for us.â
âMy dadâs pal,â I said proudly.
âI hope heâs not another undertaker,â said Rochelle. âHeâll turn up wearing black and heâll carry our table on his shoulders very slowly, like itâs a coffin.â
âMy dadâs not an undertaker, heâs an embalmer,â I said.
âAnd heâs not going to do all the humping around, apparently. Heâs got a bad back. Itâs our job to get the van loaded,â said Mum.
We stared at Mum in her tight black nightie. She looked like sheâd explode if she lifted so much as a tray of teacups. Mum rubbed her stomach anxiously, pressing her lips together.
âDonât worry, Mum, weâll get it sorted,â said Jude.
âYeah, Jude and I will carry all the furniture,â I said.
âYou, pet!â said Mum, grabbing hold of me by the wrist.
Iâm horribly small and scrawny for my age and Iâve got particularly stupid matchstick arms and legs. Judeâs tried to teach me how to fight but Iâm rubbish at it. I just duck if anyone attacks me. Iâve done a lot of ducking in the playground, especially after Jude went to secondary school. It didnât seem to make much difference when Rochelle left. She was sometimes the one doing the attacking.
âIâm not loading any stupid van. Iâll break my nails and Iâve just got them perfect,â said Rochelle, waving her beautiful long pink nails, the thumbs decorated with little glass hearts.
âYouâre not loading the van, youâre going to be doing the scrubbing. Wear my Marigold gloves if youâre fussed about your nails,â said Mum. âNo arguing, now! Letâs all get cracking.â
Jude went out and rounded up some of her gang. She didnât like any of the boys but they all looked up to her. She soon had half the lads from North Block getting our furniture along the balcony, into the lift and out onto the courtyard.
I tucked Bluebell down the neck of my T-shirt, rolled up my cardie sleeves, and started heaving and shoving the cardboard boxes out the door. I tried lifting a couple, gasping and panting, but Mum made me stop.
âYouâre too little, Dixie. Youâll do yourself an injury. Your womb will drop and you wonât be able to have any babies.â
âGood!â I said. âLook, Iâll
shove
the boxes along the balcony, OK, Mum?â
âOK, pet, have a go. Weâre a bit strapped for time. Iâll pack up all our Martineâs gear seeing as her ladyship has failed to do it herself.â
âShall we knock at Tonyâs door, Mum? Maybe sheâs overslept?â
âIâm not talking to his rubbish mother, not after the mouthful she gave me. I wouldnât graze my knuckles on her front door. No, Martine will just have to put in her appearance when sheâs good and ready.â
âBut what if she doesnât?â
âI donât think she will,â Rochelle said, still hoping. âOh bum, Iâve got my jeans all gungy kneeling on the kitchen floor. My
best
jeans!â
âWhy wear your best jeans when weâre moving? What are you
like
, Rochelle?â Mum fussed, spilling Martineâs clothes on her bed and then rolling them up in her duvet.
âI didnât know I was going to be doing the bogging scrubbing. Itâs not fair, you always give me the worst jobs, Mum. How come Martine gets out of doing her fair share? She made just as much a mess so she should be scrubbing too, even though sheâs maybe not coming with us.â
âThereâs no blooming maybe, I keep telling you!â Mum said