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That’s his name. Though don’t ask me what
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    the point of it all was. And him a pensioner as well.’
    ‘I suppose men just feel the need to prove themselves,’ said Bond. ‘Even older men. What else?’
    ‘ Those pop singers have been arrested for having drugs.’
    ‘ The Beatles?’
    ‘No, the ones with the hair down to their shoulders who make such a racket. The Rolling Stones, is it?’
    ‘And what was the drug? Marijuana?’
    ‘It’s no use asking me, Mr Bond. It was drugs, that’s all I know.’
    ‘I see. There’s a lot of it about.’ Bond ground out his cigarette in the ashtray. ‘When I’ve gone, will you call Morland’s and ask them to send another box of these as soon as possible. I may be travelling again before long.’
    ‘ Travelling?’ said May. ‘I thought you were going to – ’
    ‘So did I, May,’ said Bond. ‘So did I. Now, was that the car I heard outside?’
    It took Bond almost ten minutes to get the ‘Locomotive’, the Bentley Continental he’d had rebuilt to his own specification, as far as Sloane Square. London seemed to have gone slightly off its head in the time he’d been away. Every zebra crossing on the King’s
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    Road was packed with long-haired young people, ambling across, standing and talking or, in one remarkable case, sitting cross-legged in the road. With the convertible hood down, Bond could smell the bonfire whiff of marijuana he’d previously associated only with souks in the grubbier Moroccan towns. He blipped the throttle and heard the rumble of the twin two-inch exhausts.
    Eventually, he made it to Sloane Street and up through Hyde Park where the speedometer touched sixty as the Arnott supercharger made light of the car’s customized bulk. Bond turned the car into the right-hand bend on the racing line and just missed the apex he was aiming for as he came out of the left-hander. He was out of practice, but it was nothing serious. This is more like it, he thought, an earlysummer day in London, the wind in his face and an urgent meeting with his boss.
    All too soon he was in Regent’s Park, then at the headquarters of the Service. He tossed the car keys to the startled doorman and took the lift to the eighth floor. At her station outside M’s door sat Miss Moneypenny, a tailored Cerberus at the gates of whatever underworld awaited him. ‘James,’ she said, failing to keep the elation from her voice. ‘How wonderful to see you. How was your holiday?’
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    ‘Sabbatical, Moneypenny. There’s a difference. Anyway, it was fine. A little too long for my taste. And how’s my favourite gatekeeper?’
    ‘Never better, thank you, James.’
    It was true. Miss Moneypenny wore a severe blackand-white hound’s-tooth suit with a white blouse and a blue cameo brooch at the throat, but her skin was flushed with girlish excitement.
    Bond inclined his head towards the door. ‘And the old man?’
    Miss Moneypenny made a sucking noise over her teeth. ‘A bit cranky, to be honest, James. He’s taken up . . .’ She crooked her finger in invitation to him to come closer. As he inclined his head, she whispered in his ear. Bond felt her lips against his skin.
    ‘Yoga!’ Bond exploded. ‘What in God’s – ’
    Moneypenny laughed as she raised a finger to her lips.
    ‘Has the whole world gone raving mad in my absence?’
    ‘Calm down, James, and tell me what’s in that pretty red bag you’re carrying.’
    ‘Chocolates,’ said Bond. ‘M asked me to bring some from Rome.’ He showed her the box of Perugian Baci in their distinctive blue-and-silver wrapping.
    ‘Do you know what baci means in Italian, James? It means ‘‘kisses’’.’
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    ‘I suppose they must be for his wife.’
    ‘James, you b–’
    ‘Ssh . . .’
    Before she could protest any further, the heavy walnut door swung open quietly, and Bond saw M
    standing on the threshold, his head to one side.
    ‘Come in, 007,’ he said. ‘It’s good to see you