a**e. Youâre about as honest as Molly Everymans from the Jolly Boatman.â
âWatch it, Cat. My patience with you âas its limits.â
He was riled: a point to me then.
I put the black silk bag containing my lock of hair on the table. âAs I infuriate you so badly, Billy, why not finish it between us? Tell me what you want. Iâll do it if I can, then weâll call it quits. Youleave me alone and I promise never to lay my eyes on your ugly mug again.â
âIâm glad to see youâre a girl that keeps âer word, Cat. I âalf expected you to make some excuse about promises extorted unfairly. I âad you in a bind that night, didnât I?â He chuckled at the memory.
âWhen youâve stopped congratulating yourself on your low cunning, Billy, perhaps youâll get to the point?â I scratched at the upholstery, feeling the stuff split under my nails. Heâd been cheated by his supplier if he thought he was getting the finest.
âAll right, Kitten ââ
âDonât call me Kitten.â
âKitten, I want you to get me something.â
âWhat exactly?â I didnât like this â I didnât like this at all.
âIâve got everything a man could want, but Iâve found that recently Iâve developed the tastes of a con-a-sewer.â
How appropriate. He meant connoisseur, of course.
He rose from the couch and beckoned me tofollow him. âCome and see my collection.â Seeing him on his feet for the first time, I noticed that he loomed over me these days. Leading me to a door in the wall beside the over-large mantelpiece, he took out a key and unlocked it. I hesitated: the room he had revealed was dark; I suspected a trap.
âDonât worry, Cat, itâs not what you think,â he laughed.
âWhat do I think?â I tried to keep my voice steady.
He leant over a candelabra standing ready on a table and lit it with a taper. âYou think Iâm like some wicked Italian count in one of Mrs Radcliffeâs books, waiting to lock up the heroine in a dungeon.â
âCongratulations, Billy! Youâve learnt to read at long last. I hadnât realized you had such feminine tastes.â
âI was just pitchinâ my conversation to your level, as a gentleman should.â
His repartee had improved. I wouldnât be surprised if he was taking lessons in that too, topass himself off as a gent in any society stupid enough to give him houseroom.
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,â * I quipped, knowing full well he wouldnât understand.
âDonât come over all clever with me, Cat. Just because you spent a couple of weeks in breeches learninâ fancy languages, donât mean you can outwit me.â
âCourse not, Billy,â I said with a great show of humility. âWhat, I, a poor little ignorant maid, dare to rival the great, the learned William Shepherd?â
âYou know wot, Cat?â he retorted, his accent on the slide. âI wish Iâd âad the beatinâ of you when you were at that school. I âear you were quite the favourite punchbag for a while there. âAd I known, Iâdâve enrolled and whipped some of that cheek out of you.â
âYouâre a true gentleman, Billy, do you know that? One would never guess you were raised in the gutter and made your way through thieving and thuggery.â
I truly was insane. Here I was in his house, with his servants waiting on his call, and I was insulting him as freely as ever. But Billy had had enough. âShut yer mouth and get in there.â He gave me a shove in the small of the back.
I gasped. I had stumbled into Aladdinâs cave. It wasnât a dungeon but a display cabinet for Billyâs collection of â
âJools, Cat, thatâs wot I like. See a bit of work that catches me eye and I âas to âave it.â
The shelves were
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