the same clothes as yesterday.â
âI came to get your car keys, you bimbo. Since you stranded me here in town.â
âNice try, lamebrain.â Liz threw the magazine at his head. âYou werenât complaining about being stranded in my bed last night.â
âWow, three page spread! Killer,â Kevin said. âHas Digger seen this yet?â He waved the magazine in my face.
âHas Digger seen what?â Adrian asked, slowly descending the spiral stairs. His hair was wet and slicked back, and he was slowly buttoning the sleeves of his black Western-style shirt. A flat brown paper bag was tucked under one arm.
I gauged my brotherâs reaction. Considering it had been less than twenty-four hours since learning his sister was dating one of his favorite musicians, I thought he was doing fairly well, keeping his cool.
â
Manhattan Muse
âs write-up of the show last night.â Kevinâs hands, so self-assured in the kitchen, wavered slightly as he proffered up the magazine for all to see.
Manhattan Muse
prided itself on the broad conglomeration of culture it presented to the masses on a weekly basis, picking up where
Time Out New York
and
Village Voice
left off. It couldâve either thumbed its hipster nose at the eighties doom metal bandâs resurgence, or dropped to its knobby knees in worship. But a three-page spread and a headline proclaiming THE BEAST IS BACK: ROTTEN GRAVES RESURRECTS THE CORPSE TO SOLD OUT GARDEN sounded pretty promising.
âAce,â Adrian commented, casting a glance at all the sources Kimon had brought that now covered the coffee table. The remnants of his
Clockwork Orange
eye had washed off in the shower, leaving just the material in front of him as hard evidence that the show hadnât been just some rock-and-roll fantasy weâd all imagined.
âIâll take a read-through after we eat. Iâm famished. Canât imagine why.â He aimed a wink my way. âWhenâs lunch, Chef?â he asked Kev.
âIs that why youâre here?â I wheeled around to face my brother, and then threw a glance at Liz. âAnd you?â
She was on her feet now, clicking a flat iron over her head like a belly dancer with castanets. âMakeover time, Tree.â
Jeez, it seemed Adrian had enlisted everyone I knew. Was I that much of a charity case?
âSo, do you have it?â Kevin wanted to know.
Adrian deposited the bag into my brotherâs waiting palm. âOne mint condition copy of
Spoils of War
, on blue vinyl.â
âWait. Youâre bribing my brother with Corroded Corpse swag so heâll cook for us?â
âVery rare Corroded Corpse swag,â Kev corrected, sliding the odd-sized record out of its sleeve to inspect it.
âDonât you trust me?â Adrian asked, amused.
âI trust no one,â Kev reported ominously. âLimited edition, custom-shaped seven-inch single. For every one genuine copy, there are at least twenty bootlegged fakes.â The serial numbers etched into the vinyl seemed to satisfy him, because he smiled broadly. âLunch will be served in ten minutes.â He trotted back to the kitchen, treasure in hand.
âI thought he already had that one,â I whispered to Adrian. Heâd done a quick inventory of my brotherâs metal memorabilia over the summer, convincing me to add a separate rider to my homeownerâs insurance to cover it.
âNo. He has the green,â Adrian murmured. âCanât wait to see what I can get him to do to earn the red vinyl. Only fifteen pressed, and I know the whereabouts of exactly three.â
Liz had me settle into the big leather chair in the corner, next to the end table where she had several hair appliances heating up. With all girls in the family, the Dooley household had been seriously into hair growing up; no shape, style, ortint had gone untried. Liz had done my hair on the first day of