Beattie, the âartâ photographer, as he liked to call himself, who had been specially invited by the management to take photographs of the most popular competitors, singly and in groups.
âCalled me a pumpkin-pated foozledum,â bitterly complained Wood, who measured an insult more by syllable than by significance. âHow was I to know he was here legitimate? â and not like half the rest of âem, letting on to be fathers or uncles or brothers of girls theyâve never seen before except to cuddle in a corner. Why, there was one tough looking bloke said he was pa to a Carrie Quin, or some such name, and, before I could look at the list and make sure there wasnât any Carrie Quin, he did a bunk past.â
âCanât you fetch âem out again when they try that on?â asked the crony.
âIn a general way,â answered Wood, âthatâs what I do â so quick they never know whatâs happening till theyâre outside again smarter than ninepence. But to-night, if I got busy after one, half a dozen more would be slipping in. Besides, this bloke wasnât a young smartie, so I didnât worry; looked more like it was handbags he was after than hugging and kissing round the corner.â
âDoes seem, to-night,â agreed the other sympathetically, âlike a special crazy evening at Bedlam more than anything else.â
âHereâs the photographic bloke again,â said Wood, bristling. âIâm not going to take any more of his pumpkin-pated-foozledum language, even if it costs me my job.â
âSock him one in the jaw,â urged the crony, traitorously thinking that, if thus Wood did lose his job, then there might be a chance for anyone happening to be on the spot at the moment.
But Roy Beattieâs intentions were quite peaceable and friendly. He was a tall, fair-haired, blue-eyed youngster, good-looking and powerfully built, more like, in appearance, the typical athletic âheartyâ than an âartâ photographer whose work tended to be somewhat finicky and precious.
âJust look after that for me, will you?â he said, handing Wood a small dispatch-case. âTake care of it â Iâve just got some ripping studies of Miss Mears I donât want mixed with the others.â
Wood took the dispatch-case, and at the same time glanced at a paper by his side.
âSheâs the favourite, at evens,â he announced. âLilian Ellis was runner up, but sheâs done herself in the way she bunked off the stage.â
Beattie went red. He was, in fact, a somewhat ingenuous young man, with little in his life but âstudiesâ and âexposuresâ and âeffects,â even though he believed himself most sophisticated, and, on the strength of a stay in Paris and a little chatter about new theories of art, in the very forefront of contemporary thought, with a profound experience of life. At the moment, or rather during such rare moments as he could spare from photography, he was, like other ingenuous and innocent young men of his type, an enthusiastic Fascist, just as he might have been an enthusiastic Communist had their fairy-tales been the first he had chanced to hear. But perhaps in any case the dark ominous threat of the black shirt would always have appealed more to his sense of drama than the Communist red he thought rather commonplace and gaudy â and then you can do so much more in photography with blacks and shadows than you can with reds. Now, though, he went red himself, as he stretched out a long arm, terminating in an enormous hand, and took possession of the paper Wood had referred to.
âDo you mean youâve been making a book about the girlsâ chances?â he demanded. âInfernal cheek â Iâve a jolly good mind to show it to Mr Sargent.â He put the paper in his pocket. âIf anyone wants it,â he said, âthey can come
Larry Schweikart, Michael Allen