each year. He made a pitiful sight, drenched in the rain like that.
âCiao, Romeo. Are you clean or did they find something on you?â asked Bordelli, stopping in front of him. The little thief made a sad face.
âI was playing poker at the Mouseâs place, and I was even losing.â
âIs that all?â
Romeo shrugged, embarrassed. A uniformed policeman came up to them.
âHe had these banknotes on him, Inspector. Theyâre counterfeit,â he said, handing him a few thousand-lira notes.
âWell, well â¦â said Bordelli, glancing over at a stony-faced Piras. Romeo took a step forward, pulled the inspector aside, and lowered his voice.
âDonât let them put me in again, Inspector ⦠Iâve found a wonderful woman.â
âAre you trying to make me sorry for you?â
âItâs true, Inspector ⦠Look how pretty she is.â Romeo took a badly creased photograph out of his inside pocket, looked around to make sure nobody else could see it, then thrust it under Bordelliâs nose. She was a chubby blonde with a pretty smile.
âCute, Romeo, very cute. Whatâs she doing with someone like you?â
âSheâs the most beautiful woman in the world,â said Romeo. He planted a kiss on the photograph and put it safely away again. Bordelli lit a cigarette and blew the smoke skywards.
âGet out of here, Romeo, and stay away from the phoney money. The stuffâs not for you; there are some dangerous people in that circuit.â
âDonât worry, Inspector,â said the little thief, tapping Bordelliâs elbow.
âNow get going.â
âEh?â
âGet out of here â¦â
âAll right, but ⦠what about my money?â
Bordelli ran a hand over his eyes and heaved a sigh.
âBy all means, Romeo ⦠Actually, tell you what: Iâll put them about myself, and we can split the proceeds ⦠What do you say?â
âWhat was that, Inspector?â
âMake yourself scarce, Romeo. Iâm about to change my mind.â
âNo need to get angry â¦â said Romeo, starting to move away. Bordelli stood there and watched him walk hurriedly away on his toothpick legs. He had always felt sorry for Romeo.
The rain had stopped. The sky was beginning to clear, and a few stars were already coming out. Bordelli wiped his face with both hands and stopped in front of another old acquaintance.
âLook who we have here,â he said with a half-smile. The Saint was always well dressed and fragrant with cologne. He pulled everyoneâs leg with his claim of noble origins and always tried to speak with refinement, but his brutish face spoke much more clearly.
âInspector, what a pleasure â¦â he said, giving a slight bow.
âGet a good look at this guy, Piras. Heâs the biggest liar youâll ever meet.â
âWhy do you say that, Inspector?â asked the Saint, looking at Piras with an expression of innocence.
âYou still robbing churches?â asked Bordelli.
âNo, Inspector, I swear it. I deal in second-hand goods now.â
âYou mean stolen property.â
âNever knowingly, Inspector, never.â
âEver heard of unlawful acquisition?â
âSounds like robbery, not my sort of thing.â
âI like you, Santo, but donât push your luck.â
âI promise, Inspector,â said the Saint, right hand on his heart. Whenever he didnât know what to say, he promised.
âGet out of here,â said Bordelli.
The Saint smiled faintly, nodded his head, and headed off serenely down the street, hands in his pockets, followed by Pirasâs amused gaze. It was the first time the youth was taking part in a round-up, and he now understood why Bordelli tried to avert them.
âI canât wait to be asleep,â the inspector said, dropping his cigarette butt into the rivulet of water flowing down