and the four contiguous states. I also have a lot more, but Iâve probably done a pretty good job of impressing you already, havenât I, Mr. Guild?â
There was no hint of irony in the manâs voice.
âYouâd think so, wouldnât you?â Guild said.
Tom Adair leaned forward. There was something predatory about his face up close in the glow of the Rochester lamp. âI also have a lot of important friends.â
âIâm sure you do.â
As if he were a vaudevillian taking over his part of the act, Hollister asked, âHave you ever studied history, Mr. Guild?â
âNot as much as I should have.â
âWell,â Hollister said, âif you ever read about the Roman emperors, youâll find that they all had one problem in common.â Guild didnât say anything. Hollister looked at Adair and then continued. âThey had a difficult time keeping their friendsâand all the other citizens of Romeâamused. Youâre familiar with the Coliseum and the games?â
Guild nodded.
âWell, during the reign of each emperor, the citizens and friends of the court got bored with the games and demanded new pleasures.â
âI see.â
âHave you ever heard of Tiberius?â
âIâm afraid not.â
Adair took over once more from Hollister. âHe had a particularly bad problem, Mr. Guild. His palace courtiers were so bored with the games that they began to dislike Tiberius personally. He had to come up with something that was really unique.â
Hollister said, âSo thatâs why he came up with the idea of the bear and the baby.â
âThe bear and the baby?â
âHeâd have his soldiers capture great black bears from the mountains and then bring them to Rome.â
Guild wasnât sure he wanted to hear the rest of this.
Hollister continued, âThen heâd gather the elite citizens of Rome along the riverâs edge. Before their eyes, heâd have the bears killed in a very brutal fashion, after which heâd have them gutted and laid open.â
âI see.â
Adair said, âNot yet you donât, Mr. Guild. Do you know what heâd put inside the bears?â
Guild said nothing. Knowing what was coming next, he felt sick.
Leaning even farther forward so that Guild could feel the manâs spittle spray across his face, Adair continued. âHeâd take the youngest infants of the palace slaves and have them sewn inside the empty bellies of the bears. The babies were alive inside there. You could hear them crying and screaming.â
âAnd then the guards would take the bears and hurl them into the water,â Hollister took over, âand the crowd would watch the bears sink with the babies drowning inside.â
âAnd it turned Tiberiusâ fortune around. He was known, for the rest of his life, as one of the great games-givers of Roman history,â Adair said.
Guild knocked his whiskey back. He wanted to reach across and slap Adair. Hollister was too much of a toady to even bother with.
âWhat do you think of that, Mr. Guild?â Hollister asked.
âI think Tiberius should have been killed. With somebodyâs hands.â
Hollister laughed. âNow donât go and get moral on us, Mr. Guild. We told you that story for a reason.â
The barmaid came, and Hollister ordered another round for the three of them.
When the barmaid had gone, Adair said, âImportant people tend to get bored easily, Mr. Guild. Theyâre too sophisticated to put up with things that would amuse ordinary people.â
âTomorrow night thereâs a birthday party out at the ranch for Mr. Adair. Heâll be forty-two,â said Hollister.
âI havenât been able to come up with any event that would really please my friends,â Adair said. âTill now, that is.â
âWhat heâs got in mind is a real honest-to-God
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