enjoyed the relative quiet of preâhappy hour. Mickey would turn the music on around 4:30, sometimes Tony Bennett, sometimes something more current. And then the after-work regulars would start to trickle in, most sitting at the bar, a few grabbing tables for dinner. Joe knew the routine of the regulars. Heâd become a member two years ago, ever since Christineâs â¦
He downed the mug and set it at the end of the counter, indicating to Mickey he wantedâno, neededâanother. Mickey hobbled over, took out a fresh mug from under the counter, and filled it.
âReady to talk?â
âYeah. Just needed to get one down.â
âIâm listening.â
âHad a job interview today. I was late and it didnât go too well. The guy was younger than my daughter.â
âDonât worry about it. You got a good reputation and you know your shit. Itâll work out. But next time, donât forget to shave.â
Joe stroked his face. Shit. Actually, heâd hadnât forgotten. He just hadnât bothered. Shaving was one of those things that didnât seem so important anymore.
Mickey went on: âHowâs Melissa?â
âTop of her class, as always. Just like her mom.â He took a swallow of beer, a long swallow. âNothing like her dad. At least I can be thankful for that.â
âSnap out of it, Joe.â Mickeyâs voice was serious. âI donât mind your business. Hell, I appreciate it. But you got more going for you than coming in here and drinking by yourself every night. Youâre still youngâyounger than me, anyway. Get out and meet people. Meet some women.â
âYouâre a broken record, Mick.â
âSee what I mean. Youâre outta touch. They ainât got records no more. You gotta say, âMick, you sound like a skipping CD.ââ
Joe smiled. âI donât think anyone says that.â
âThey should. âBroken recordâ sounds old-fashioned.â
Joe wrote skipping CD in the condensation on his mug, wrapping the letters all the way around so they started and stopped at the handle. No, it didnât have the same ring as âbroken record.â
âWe may have a prospect,â Mickey said.
Three women walked toward the bar. They didnât look over. Joe knew two of them, Linda and Sue. Two very nice, and very loud, married women who came to Mickeyâs a couple times a week to grab a drink and do battle with the barâs sound system. They worked for a large development company down the street. Joe liked them because they were fun to listen to. He didnât know the third woman, a blonde. She walked between the other two, laughing a nice laugh, a friendly laugh. Joe immediately liked her. She filled out her beige pants like roses fill out a bouquetâand she wore sensible heels. If she had been wearing high heels, heâd have pegged her as high-maintenance. Christine, his wife, had never worn stilettos, but sheâd always had great legs and never needed the extra sculpting.
Joe returned to his beer. This time he wrote stilletto in the condensation, not sure how to spell it. He tried to remember if heâd ever written the word before. He didnât think so. He couldnât remember writing high heels, either.
Joe took another long swallow of beer. He was about to draw a high heel, when a woman spoke behind him.
âItâs only one l. â
Joe turned and saw the blonde standing next to him. She offered a smile. He turned on his charm.
âHuh?â
She pointed to his mug. â Stiletto has one l. Why did you write that on your mug?â
Joe had an answer, but not one that made sense. Oh, hi. I noticed you werenât wearing stilettos, so I knew you werenât high-maintenance. Why, no, Iâm not crazy. Why do you ask? Instead, he lied. âReliving my fifth-grade spelling bee. I got it wrong then,
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