OâMalley, the recently elected Stateâs Attorney for Cook County, with a political hot potato.
Iâd heard about the case, of course. Youâd have to live under a rock in Chicago not to. Some months earlier, Gunther Westlake, a controversial University of Chicago professor, had been discovered dead on the universityâs South Side campusâand under circumstances that quickly had the wheels of journalism humming.
âI donât blame you for feeling squeamish, though,â Josh said through a mouthful of potato chips. âJust thinking about what happened to the guy makes me want to puke.â
âYou and me both,â I said, resisting a powerful urge to cross my legs.
It wasnât just that Westlakeâs body showed up on the last day of âScav,â the universityâs world-famous scavenger hunt, when the campus was overrun with scores of visiting parents and dignitaries. Or that his corpse was found inside one of the colorful exhibits displayed in the schoolâs main quad for scoring by the competitionâs judges. Or even that Westlakeâs remains appeared just as one of themâa class of â73 alumna who collapsed and had to be carried away on a stretcherâwas looking inside an entry that should have earned its team a whopping fifty points: a giant papier-mâché replica of a womanâs vagina.
It was also that Westlake appeared to be missing some anatomy of his own, which had been severed at the root and stuffed down his throat.
âStill, youâve got to admit itâs an interesting case,â Josh said.
ââInterestingâ is one way of putting it,â I said. ââMedia circusâ is another.â
Under the circumstances, Westlakeâs murder initially struck some as ideologically motivated: the professorâs polemics, appearing in his popular blog and on the op-ed pages of several national newspapers, could always be counted on to provoke someoneâs ire. A member of the universityâs Sociology Department, he rarely confined himself to subjects of purely academic interest, penning caustic, in-depth pieces on everything from women in the military (he didnât approve) to stay-at-home mothers (he did), usually drawing enthusiastic applause from the Right and stinging scorn from the Left. Only a month before his death, an article Westlake had written for the National Review on the underrepresentation of women in the STEM fields (entirely appropriate in his view) had erupted into chaos when female undergrads stormed the Ida B. Plotkin Sciences Hall dressed as Barbie dollsâthe Chicago Maroon had humorously captioned the story âBreastageddonââbringing unwelcome attention to the universityâs record on promoting women and forcing its president to convene a hasty press conference reaffirming âour commitment to gender equity in all tenure decisions.â
The investigation had taken a different turn, however, when the police discovered evidence that Westlake had been killed in his home and that the weapon used to emasculate him was one of the professorâs prized Shun hollow-steel chefâs knives, then missing (according to his housekeeper) from its section of a wooden block on the kitchen counter. Their antennae were further raised by reports of altercations between Westlake and his estranged wife, Rachel Lazarus. When students returning from a frat party in the middle of the night claimed to have seen a woman fitting Lazarusâs description moving a suspicious bundle across campus, the case seemed open and shut. Lazarus was removed to an Area 5 police station and promptly confessed.
Even with all the theatrics, the case might have produced less fanfare had it not been for the public defender assigned to represent Lazarus who, upon researching possible defenses, discovered what appeared to be a long history of domestic abuse. Police logs going back a decade showed