you?â
âRachelâs going to be the Olympic champion of the world. Sheâs my sister.â
Rachel runs some more laps while Spencer explains that his family moves around a lot, and Hazel says same here. Her father has just been voted Salesperson of the Year â93, whereas Spencerâs Dad, in his job as a warehouseman, often stacks boxes full of furniture belonging to famous people.
Like who?
Like John Major.
They both laugh out loud.
Hazelâs parents are married all the time, she says, even though her Mum thinks her Dad is having an affair.
âIs he?â
âOf course not,â Hazel says, âheâs married.â
Spencer says he isnât sure about his parents, because his Dad sometimes worries he was swapped in the hospital at birth, so maybe his real parents arenât married, no.
âRiver Phoenix,â Hazel says.
âWhat?â
âMy favourite famous person.â
'The Queen,â Spencer says, which is funny enough to set them both off again. Rachel comes back. She asks for her time but Spencerâs forgotten to set the watch so he makes something up. Itâs another world record.
âSpencerâs my coach,â Rachel says. âWeâre going all the way to the top.â
And because Hazel sees this as a challenge, she says:
âMy Dad writes one hundred Christmas cards every year.â
Spencer tries to think of something better, but he canât, so he asks Hazel what she has in her bag just as Olive appears at the top of the slope, lies down on her front, carries on reading.
âMy sister,â Hazel says. âHer nameâs Olive. She reads a lot.â
Rachel lies on her back and does some bicycle kicks while Hazel empties her bag onto the sand. It contains a towel, three oranges, a bag of chopped walnuts, a bottle of vitamin supplements, a phonecard, a spare sweater,
A Fresh Wind in the Willows
, a pair of red-and-white knitted gloves (for cold November hands), and a white Conchita Martinez tennis skirt.
Spencer picks up the phonecard. Instead of being the normal green colour it has a fuzzy black and white photograph of a pair of eyes staring up from it, and these eyes clearly belong to Charlie Chaplin.
Hazel stands up and brashes sand off her legs. She unwraps the towel from her waist, shakes it out and starts to dry the ends of her hair.
'It means we can ring up if anything goes wrong,â she says.
âWhat could go wrong?â
Hazel rolls her eyes and Rachel copies her, still upside down, her legs pointing straight at the sky.
âSomething unexpected and very nasty,â Hazel says.
âLike what?â
âI donât know, itâs unexpected.â
âWhy not just money?â Spencer asks.
âBecause then we could be robbed,â Hazel tells him. âOr mugged.â
âOr raped,â Olive adds, without looking up from her book.
âMurdered,â Hazel says. âSo anyway, Mum decided we better have a phonecard. Last to touch the seaâs a walrus.â
And Hazel is already sliding down the sand dune, waving her towel, and Rachel is right behind her followed by Spencer, desperately clicking his stop-watch. Rachel and Hazel reach the sea in a dead-heat. âSpencer takes bronze,â Rachel says, and then Hazel starts slapping water at him, and Rachel tackles him into the shallows.
Later, they take turns to dry themselves with Hazelâs towel. Spencer pinches Hazel, though not hard, and then punches her arm, but only playfully.
âPinch and a punch,â he says, âfirst day of the month,â and lies down beside her, looking up at the sky, the clouds moving, the sky.
Hazel pinches him back, and then kicks him. âA pinch and a kick for being so thick. Whatâs better,â she asks, ârich or famous?â
âFamous,â Spencer says.
âWrong.â
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âNot today,â Spencer said. âAny