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I slid into my place at the breakfast table and looked at my sister.
âSo?â I asked. I was so anxious, I nearly knocked over my juice glass. âAny interest?â
Her answer was a huge smile. âWell, we arenât exactly trending worldwide, but thereâs definitely a buzz. Kids are retweeting and favorite-ing like crazy, and my phoneâs been lighting up like a fireworks display with people asking for more information, like when and where the theaterâs going to be.â
âHopefully, by this afternoon weâll have answers for them.â
Mom was sitting at the table, drinking her second cup of coffee and reading the New York Times . Dad was loading the dishwasher.
âSusan and I wonât be coming straight home from school today,â I informed my parents. âWeâll be stopping by the Cianciosâ house. I need to ask Dr. Ciancio a very important question.â
Mom put her newspaper down and gave me a serious look. âAnya, whatâs wrong? Arenât you feeling well?â
âOh, Iâm fine, Mom. Itâs not a medical question. Itâs a Neighborhood Association question.â
âSince when are you interested in Neighborhood Association matters?â asked Dad.
âSince we canât have the theater in the house,â I said. Then, in case that sounded snarky, I quickly added, âAnd since I remembered the clubhouse was vacant and actually has a stage.â
âWell, now.â Mom grinned. âSomebodyâs thinking like a producer, I see.â
âWeâre going to trade landscaping services for permission to use the clubhouse,â I explained.
âItâs a win-win situation for everyone,â said Susan.
âWhat makes you think the good doctor is going to be home on a weekday?â asked Dad.
âHis office closes at noon on Fridays,â said Susan. âHe has a standing tennis match with the editor of the local newspaper, Ms. Bradley, at one thirty, which, according to Mrs. Quandt, he can only get away with because heâs the best gastroenterologist in Chappaqua, so not offering Friday afternoon appointments really doesnât hurt his practice at all. Also, he and Ms. Bradley are now officially dating, which Mrs. Quandt thinks is a positive development, especially since his divorce from Mrs. Ciancio was so messy.â
âWow,â I said, sipping my orange juice. âYou really are in the loop!â
âHmmm.â Dad jiggled a drinking glass into the dishwasherâs top rack. âWell, Anya, I wouldnât get your hopes up. Frank Ciancio is kind of a stickler for rules. Iâm sure heâll have all kinds of concerns about insurance and liability.â
âMr. Healy told me the association has been paying for insurance on the clubhouse for the last six years,â I reported. âHe said it would make sense for someone in the neighborhood to get some use out of it, especially since it wouldnât cost Cranky Frankie one extra penny to let us have it.â
âAnya!â my mother scolded. âThatâs very disrespectful.â
âAnya wasnât the one who called Dr. Ciancio âCranky Frankie,â Mom,â Susan pointed out in my defense. âMr. Healy was.â
Dad closed the dishwasher and hit the rinse-and-hold button. âI like how Healy thinks,â he murmured.
Mom sighed and picked up her newspaper again. âGo to school, girls,â she said. âAnd please, when you talk to Dr. Ciancio, remember to be polite.â
Iâll be polite, all right , I thought, plucking my schoolbag from the back of my chair. Iâm even prepared to beg if have to.
I only hoped I wouldnât have to.
It was like every other last day of school of my life except for two things: one, for the first time ever, I found myself