about their rudeness. The one I knew to be Haitian gave him a business card. Penny glanced at it then looked toward the bar where I was seated. Anthonyâs ability to talk that fast hadnât occurred to me. I think it was the lack of sleep on my part.
Oh well.
I surveyed what was going on around me, all the while bracing myself for the rapidly approaching storm. I glanced at the woman seated to my left, then at the bartender.
âThis you?â Penny asked, the cascade of pennies down his arm ending at the fake business card Iâd presented to Anthony. He dropped it on the bar beside my drink glass.
âExcuse me?
âThis your card? Bitch-ass nigga said you gave this to him. Paid him money to disrespect Natalia. That true, boy?â His boys wanted it to be so true. It was my job to ruin the smiles on their faces.
âSir, I donât even know who you are,â I answered, choosing a disarming voice, but leaving enough bass to let them know I was a man nonetheless. The eyeglasses I wore didnât hurt either. âAnd I certainly donât have money to waste on games. Now, whose business card is this supposed to be?â
The Haitian stepped up. âYou pay that man? You play games?â he asked.
âIâm trying to have a nice evening out with my fiancée here. I donât know what that man told you, but thatâs not my card. Heâd been drinking a lot before you came in. Now, I do know that much.â
I locked eyes with Penny Antnee a little longer than I preferred. My way was never to fix in someoneâs memory, but to exist on the periphery. But part of me said âFuck itâ this time. Like I said, I was tired.
âShe your fiancée?â he asked for confirmation.
âYes,â I answered, grabbing the womanâs hand as it rested on the bar beside me. I prayed that she wouldnât flinch when I did so. âI donât want any part of your mess. Can you just leave us alone?â
âYeah. Sorry about disturbing yâall,â Penny said, not wanting a PR nightmare with the âciviliansâ plastered on the front page of the papers. The thug was transitioning to a businessman.
He and his boys backed off to gather up Natalia and her people. Other parties awaited.
âExcuse me,â I called out.
âWhat?â
âAre you one of those rappers?â
He rolled his eyes before humoring me with a smirk and a nod of his head.
âCould I have your autograph? For my niece?â
After a few choice curse words, they walked away. No autograph for me.
âYou are insane,â whispered the raven-haired Latina whose hand I still held.
âYou may be right.â
I stayed around Gibraltar for another hour, making sure no surprises awaited me when I left. With the coast clear, I escorted my new friend to her car. The rain had stopped, but the parking lot was still slick. She clicked her remote, illuminating the interior of the ebony Corvette. Long, black, powerful, American. I knew of something else that matched her tastes.
âI think I owe this to you,â I said as I fished her payment from my pocket. When I first arrived at Gibraltar, Iâd offered her some money just to sit there looking cute and to go along with whatever I said. If I didnât need her, sheâd still get the money.
âYou donât have to pay me anything. I donât need the money. This was more excitement than Iâve had all year,â the attractive middle-aged woman gushed. âAnd I just came out to escape my kids. Whooo! Wasnât expecting this.â I didnât know her name and she didnât know mine. Kept things uncomplicatedâand me safe.
âBut thatâs how it works. I canât just expose you to that risk without giving you something. Now, please take the money.â
âMaybe we can come up with something else to set-tle this. Youâre supposed to be my fiancé, right?â