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little jealous too. he would love to dance for Darcy Barnes. but I love him and I know he loves me. and, well, whatever … we made a couple of improvements to the “Love You Like a Lollipop” routine.
    FRIDAY MAY 31 AGAIN
    HOME, MIDNIGHT
    Outfit: low-rise sweats, pink tank
    Mood: can’t tell, too nervous about tomorrow

    I hopped onto the internet to counter the full-on nervousness I’m feeling about tomorrow. tito called me Nervous Nelly earlier.
    so it’s going to be a family affair tomorrow … me, mom, AND evan.
    SlipKnotRules933111: Dude what time do we leave tomorrow
    KellyKelSoCal321: 9:30. Do Not, repeat, Do Not make us late.
    SlipKnotRules933111: shut up it’s not like I want to be late either.
    KellyKelSoCal321: sorry dude no need for bold just harshin on you
    SlipKnotRules933111: what are you going up there for anyway
    KellyKelSoCal321: I already told you I’m auditioning for Darcy Barnes!
    SlipKnotRules933111: who?
    KellyKelSoCal321: Darcy BARNES! she’s like a huge star.
    SlipKnotRules933111: You mean like Britney Spears?
    KellyKelSoCal321: Uh, no. oh forget it. you are so clueless.
    SlipKnotRules933111: did you see Americas most wanted
    KellyKelSoCal321: no
    SlipKnotRules933111: it was good it was this guy who dissolved these kids in acid. by the way have you noticed mom and carl
    KellyKelSoCal321: a little. why?
    SlipKnotRules933111: well get this mom told me that after we meet with that lawyer dude for my thing that she has to talk to him alone about something else too. but she won’t tell me what for.
    KellyKelSoCal321: dude that could be nothing. She’s probably doing something for carl
    SlipKnotRules933111: I think not. I heard mom screaming at him about someone at work he’s supposedly doing.
    KellyKelSoCal321: WHAT
    SlipKnotRules933111: yeah I don’t know what’s up but they haven’t been speaking for like two days and he’s going away with the twins for the weekend.
    KellyKelSoCal321: well that’s good at least. silence for once.
    SlipKnotRules933111: I guess. see you in the morning. ok bye. ps if you want me to be on time you better come wake me uphe signed off before I could bust on him for that.
    ok, now any prayer I had for falling asleep was ruined. now I have to worry about the audition. And about mom getting all divorced again. I hate it when she’s single … we’re always so poor when she’s single. I mean the last thing I want is to go back to sharing a room with Evan in a stupid little apartment somewhere, like when we lived above that house after dad died.
    Uggh! I need to NOT worry about this right now. evan probably got it wrong. I need to relax. I need to sleep.
    have I mentioned that I’m going to meet DARCY BARNES tomorrow? if i get this spot, I’m so out of here. see ya later San Diego. so long, double jonbenets and your farty father.
    God I’m nervous.
    SATURDAY JUNE 1 (I think. It could be Sunday morning, June 2. It’s LATE.)
    BACK HOME
    Outfit: boys’ briefs and a cami (just about to crash)
    Fortune: I totally forgot to check today!!

    I DID IT!!!!!!!! I FUCKING DID IT!!!!!! I’m a backup dancer on the IT’S DARCY!! tour!!!!!! I TOTALLY RULE!!!!
    ok, I am way too tired to go into all the details. all I can say is I can’t wait to tell tito how I saw darcy barnes applying little round band-aids to her nipples so they wouldn’t show through her unitard. i guess it works but it’s gotta suck when you rip ’em off. i bet it’s gotta suck even harder when you have pierced nipples. I’m not saying that Darcy does. OK, yes I am.
    as soon as I got back home and into my bedroom, I called tito on his cell phone, which he sleeps with on “vibrate.”
    He told me I was amazing and that I’d have to come over tomorrow and tell him all about it. I could tell he was really tired, but not too tired to ask if I met darla?
    Darla. Ha. tito’s obsessed