swallowed up by a fish,â said Biscuits. âA socking great shark.â
âHeâs going to get us later,â I said.
âOh, pooh,â said Biscuits. âWeâll get
him
.â
âTo the rescue. Super-Tim and Biscuit-Boy!â
â
Dan-de-dan-dan-daaaan
,â Biscuits chanted.
We reached the bank. Theresa was bobbing in the scummy shallows, her purple hair wafting like water-weed. I got my paddle and used it like a fish slice, scooping Theresa up in the air.
She had never been a very pretty little doll. Sheâd now lost whatever looks sheâd had. But Kelly was still thrilled to get her back. She hugged and kissed her. And youâll never guess what. She hugged and kissed
me
.
Biscuits said he was very glad that
I
was the one who fished her out.
When we were in the kitchens clearing up after tea, Kelly tried to tame Theresaâs alarming new hairstyle with a small scrubbing-brush.
Laura and Lesley sighed.
âYouâre hopeless, Kelly,â said Laura. âLook, give her here, Iâll do it.â
She had her own little pocket hairbrush. Kelly held Theresa while Laura brushed and styled her purple tresses.
âYouâre ever so good at hairstyles, Laura,â said Lesley.
âKeep Theresa
still
, Kelly,â said Laura.
âSheâs shivering,â said Kelly. She peered round and found a scrunched-up J-cloth. âHere. This will keep you warm until we get your little dress dry.â
âLook, I could do with that cloth, Kelly,â said Giles, washing dishes at the sink. âThis oneâs all holey and horrible.â
âTheresaâs need is greater than yours, Giles,â said Kelly firmly.
âYou and that stupid doll.â
âSheâs
not
a doll, sheâs a
troll
,â said Kelly.
âWe were winning,â Giles wailed. âAnd yet we ended up last because of you and Biscuits and
Tim
.â
He dug me hard with his elbow, right in my tummy. âWhy did you have to mess about for hours getting Kellyâs stupid doll?â
âTROLL!â Kelly shouted, flicking washing-up water in Gilesâs face.
âKelly! Cut it out,â said Giles, splashing her back. He splashed me too. âAnd then you got your canoe stuck in the mud on the bank!â
âIt wasnât our fault,â said Biscuits, emerging from the food cupboard, his hand deep in a packet of Frosties.
âYes, itâs not
our
fault weâre not very good at canoeing,â I said.
âThe thing is, Tim, youâre not good at
anything
,â said Giles.
Kelly splashed Giles again.
Giles splashed Kelly. He also splashed Laura by mistake.
âGiles!â Laura squeaked. âLook at my shirt, itâs soaking!â
âOh, Giles, youâve got Laura all wet,â said Lesley.
âTimâs the one thatâs wet,â said Giles, splashing me again. âWet and weedy and pathetic.â
âYou shut up, Piles,â said Biscuits, flicking Frosties at him. âYouâre the one thatâs pathetic.â
âYeah, Tim rescued Theresa. Heâs a hero!â said Kelly, and she splashed Giles.
He splashed her back. Copiously. Laura
and
Lesley got soaked this time. So they splashed Giles back. He splashed me again. Biscuits emptied the Frosties all over him. We all burst out laughing because he looked so funny. I threw my wiping-cloth at him. I missed, but it didnât matter. We all started splashing and shrieking and then Jake suddenly charged into the kitchen and bellowed at us.
âWhat on
earth
are you lot playing at?â
We ended up on our hands and knees doing an awful lot of mopping.
Chapter Five
I FOUND OUT !
Jake and Sally had set this huge great obstacle race. We were all lined up in our teams: the Lions, the Panthers, the Cheetahs â and us. Giles was dead eager. Kelly was bobbing about, Theresa clutched in her fist. Laura and Lesley were giggling.
Jerry B. Jenkins, Chris Fabry