wasnât a rat in sight, unless you counted Napoleon.
Cass and I stepped up second in line and inspected the blackboard menu. Flowery cursive script listed six crepes and, in the biggest font, NO SUBSTITUTIONS! I mentally rehearsed my order as Cass asked for lemon with a sugar brûlée.
Too late, I realized that Cass had stepped aside.
âYou! Make your order. Youâre holding up the line!â Napoleon snapped at me. His dark hair swirled like horns up the sides of his towering hat. His lips turned downward, outlined in deep clench lines.
âOrder or get out of the way!â he demanded.
âBuckwheat crepe,â I stammered. âWith egg and ham. Oh, I mean, the fried egg and with cheese.â
My request was met with disdain. âOf course with cheese and the fried egg. No substitutions! And I assume you mean the galette. There is no buckwheat crepe.â
He spat out the correction as if any fool would know that buckwheat turns a crepe into a galette. I actually had known, but Iâd forgotten under pressure. Iâd also forgotten to get out my wallet.
âTen fifty-five,â he ordered, making no moves to assemble my crepe until Iâd paid.
I forked over a twenty and reluctantly left two dollars in his tip jar. My bank account would be happy when I went back to boycotting this jerk. Still, I was enthralled as he spread the crepe batter into perfect circles of uniform thickness. After flipping my crepeâcorrection, galetteâhe added thinly sliced ham and grated cheese to the center. An egg, frying at the side of the griddle, topped off the masterpiece, and Napoleon tucked the four sides of the crepe inward so that only the sunny yolk poked through. Gorgeous. Cassâs sweet crepe was just as pretty. The pale yellow batter bubbled into delicate lace that Napoleon sprinkled with sugar, a squeeze of lemon, and a dash of lemon liqueur .
I stepped back as the bully chef reached for a blue propane torch. He spotted my retreat and smirked. âScared of a little fire, ladies?â
Cass snorted. I suppressed a snicker, imagining what she must be thinking. My torch is bigger than yours, little man . Napoleon didnât notice our snorts and snickers. He ran a hissing blue flame over the lemon sugar, creating a bubbling caramel. With a few flicks of his wrist and a dusting of powderedsugar, Cassâs crepe was folded into a neat triangle. He slid the paper trays across the counter and dismissed us with a wave of his hand. No âthank youâ or âplease come again.â
âNext!â he yelled.
Cass and I found a free bench near the center of the Plaza. She shook her head. âIâve heard of this happening, people lining up to be abused for soup or corned beef, but I never thought Iâd see it here. Santa Feâs a relaxed, accepting place. You donât come here to be yelled at by some jerk with a fake accent.â She took a bite of crepe and moaned. âI do wish his food wasnât so delicious. Maybe we could make crepes at my studio. Do you think my acetylene torch is too powerful?â
âA tad,â I said, thinking more of what sheâd said about Napoleonâs accent. âFake?â I asked. âI thought he was French.â
âHa!â Cass replied. âHe studied cooking in France for a couple years and I think he does have some distant relatives there. Mainly, heâs New Mexican, from a suburb of Albuquerque. He should take pride in both sides of his heritage.â She paused to enjoy another bite, then said, âA while back he catered a gallery opening for one of my friends and refused to make anything resembling New Mexican food. No green chile crepe. Nothing with cornmeal. Too common, he claimed. Insecure little bully . . .â
I considered this information. Was Napoleonâs denial of local ties a point of weakness? Maybe, but then Flori probably already knew more about his family
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